zNSFW

Adviceanimals

3,900 upvotes 2,800 downvotes. Pulled from AdviceAnimals. Here they are. "Relax.
Congratulations To r/AdviceAnimals for the first subreddit to be completely void
former 28k owners know this. [fixed]
With boobs taking over the front page of /r/adviceanimals...
After browsing /r/AdviceAnimals today (NSFW)
Reddit, you've failed me...
I'm a girl, but this weekend I was Bad Luck Brian. So embarrassing.
Here's an extremely popular opinion for AdviceAnimals recently
President Obama after seeing Amazon's announcement
r/AdviceAnimals lately...
In a new city where I don't know anyone, this is my Friday night
Message to Will Smith, from Everybody.
People I know in real life found my reddit username...
When I click on a NSFW link thinking it contains nudity.
To the guy who called me a "retard" for using the wrong meme
As an American with insomnia.
Good Guy VLC Player
The real Scumbag Stacy doesn't even care...
Generation X Grandma.
After hearing that nobody wants to host the Olympics because it's too expensive
I will never live this down.
Well I got drunk as shit last night and apparently this seemed like a good idea
I'm not a religious person.
Whenever I click on a NSFW link and expect some boobs
Stick it to the man, where it hurts the most...
When I end up scrolling through r/all and only opening the nsfw links
Already tired of all the leaked nudes posts? Well here is one that didn't make the
He was so proud of himself. [NSFW]
I was driving with my boss to go pitch a sale when I answered my girlfriend's call...
If she only knew....
My gf thanked me for giving the cat a bath.
The comments section of every NSFW porn post ever.
I work in HR... After some small talk, I knew exactly who she was talking about.
Your friend's sister?
Eh, still got the job done. Nsfw
The smell of something burning was coming from outside. My shy girlfriend thought
Just sayin
My Scumbag Southern Baptist Parents
Someone actually said this at work today.
it's been 3 months "Don't worry, I'll send it out tomorrow"
Heard on /r/Showerthoughts, brilliant!
Best way to wake up
Didn't have the heart to tell him, It makes for a very easy blow job though!
I hear it's a great position for shower sex.
The cable news brain drain was on every TV this morning at the gym. Apparently I'm
Joys of dating a Med Student [NSFW]
NSFW
Challenged a guy to a worst chat up line contest, quickly realised I was out of my
Bad Luck Geoff Britten
I wish I was kidding.
All this sexual advice, I just don't think the Mallard is qualified to handle it.
Definitely my boyfriend's boldest move ever (possibly NSFW)
A NSFW text post? Really?
Sex with SO after arguing for 3 days.
Describe what r/adviceanimals looks like!
Encountered this one last night
I don't find it sexy at all...
All is right in the universe
Me (Dad) at the pool today surrounded only by moms, this went down well
With all this "boys in blue" crap today...

category index

contact/abuse

zNSFW.com