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"Yes, Master, I do get arrested a lot, but it can't be helped -- clothing is
Domestic slavegirls -- putting the "sub" in "suburban" since
Before there were clothes dryers, there were clotheslines. And the distinction between
Bankers and slavegirls are very similar. Bankers play with stocks & bonds,
Slavegirls don't get to stop pole dancing until the pole cums.
It was a very different sort of bar exam, but if that's what it took to get a law
In many slave kennels, slavegirls are acclimated to the feel of balls on their chins.
Booty in the Boot
Slavegirls who don't do their squats ... are squatted.
When she's mounted on the Sluterizer 3000 Slave Dolly, any slavegirl becomes a Porta-Plaything!
Her face when she sees the line of men waiting to use her ...
The modern slavegirl oil rig can extract oil 24/7.
"As far as you're concerned, it's a nude beach if I say it is, slut!"
When your Master is a mage, you can find yourself tied to the damnedest things ...
A well-balanced slavegirl can easily be controlled by a single pole in her ass.
The motion has been tabled!
A push of a button sets the Slavegirl Wall Holder in motion, lowering her to her
They didn't call it "the hot seat" for nothing.
The kind of leash that makes a slavegirl think "I wanna be your dog."
You want masks worn by your servers? Try a BDSM cafe!
"OK, I'll sit on this dildo vibrator for another hour -- THEN you better let
For the Master it was a kinky orgy of epic stature. For the slavegirls, it was Thursday.
Being a present at a lesbian birthday party was so great sometimes: the surprise
What's more wholesome than a picnic on a park bench?
It was perhaps the most poorly designed hammock ever. But it was a pretty good slavegirl
When Mistress had mentioned "window treatments" it had not occurred to
Slavegirls generally considered human centipede training to be the worst!
The only thing worse than being a trade show display slavegirl is being a goodie
Full-service gas stations on slaveholding planets provide blowjobs and sex to keep
Slavegirlologists have long worked on ways to hook up slavegirls in series to allow
"A chair tie, Master? Really? So boring!" One hour later ...
Erotica writer searches desperately for inspiration
If you strip, collar, cuff and butthook a slavegirl, she owes you a blowjob out of
The most blatant plug for Eggo waffles ever!
"If you have any objections to your present situation, speak clearly and loudly
Women's sex ed classes in Japan always include Slavegirl Bondage Day. Why? Because
Slavegirls say , "When you've got it, flaunt it, even when it's shoved up your
She swore to herself that someday she would escape from the collar and then she was
Between the tailhook and the dildo wand they had her cumming and going.
It's a little known fact that if you really want to find Nirvana, you have to wear
Her Slave Leia cosplay, though not COMPLETELY canon, was nevertheless VERY popular
Nipple training in slave kennels can be curiously wholesome at times
Weddings go better with slavegirls, too!
Her finishing move was the Flying Pussy Sammich.
A gamer's perfect slavegirl
Lesbian slavegirl reaming is so much more heartfelt and sensitive than when guys
The difference between a real tavern and a phony tavern is the real ones have slavegirls
Slavegirls need motivational posters, too.
Like most slavegirls, she chose the Kicking & Screaming option for her rape.
Press nipple to initiate orgasm sequence ...
Ya got yer laptop computers, yer desktop computers, and best of all yer slavetop
As wedding photos went, it was .. different.
Sometimes you gotta put your car up on blocks, sometimes you gotta put your ponygirl
She watched Master intently as he fiddled around at the grill. Was that a branding
Some people keep toys in the attic, some keep boytoys in the attic.
The senior class had voted her "Most likely to wind up naked, gagged, bound
"Note that the slavegirl is now squirming in her bonds and begging for sex..."
This was not the bone she had hoped to be chewing on, but it was the one she had.
The Relaxathon 3000 Rape Rack is the ultimate ride for slavegirls -- they're still
The problem with winning a bitch suit race is you're still a bitch in a bitch suit.

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