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Crinjuries

If ripping off chunks of flesh on your fingers is called 'degloving', when you do

I like to think that he did this while rollerblading.

Thus ruining the career of the greatest hitch hiker to ever exist.

They said he could become anything so he became a porcupine.

They call him 'The Living Stop Sign'.

At least he won't have to spend money on having to buy a pair of toenail clippers.

so my friend decided to jump in a questionably sketchy lake (crosspost from wtf)

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