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I wanted to share with sis a little of mom's goofiness.
It's so nice to see my presents being used.
Sis only hits me up when she wants something.
I should never underestimate mom's hipness.
With dad so busy lately, I'm eating out more often with mom.
My daughter can text at just the wrong moments.
Mom's cancelled plans can also be an opportunity.
On her trip to visit my college, I'd only ditch my sister for some tail.
It can be hard to hide my excitement coming home from mom.
Sis knows how to get me off the computer.
I'm not used to keeping two women happy.
Most of my sister's snaps are rhetorical.
Well I sent it to you both, sis.
Mom knows I don't mind a little blood.
"It's just a prank" didn't work with mom, either.
I don't know why my sister always feels the need to confess to her boyfriend. Or
My aunt thought up a good way for me to spend the summer.
We try to stay busy when dad is working late.
My daughter always keeps me abreast of what's new in her life.
I've come to appreciate our loud washing machine.
It's worth upgrading on vacation with my daughter.
My sister doesn't get along well with her roommates, so I often go over to hang out.
There's always ground rules when I visit my cousin's house.
My friends can really make me regret being an only child.
Mom has only added me on snapchat. But I'm not complaining.
Sis and I have ways to make family vacations bearable.
My Aunt tutors in what she knows best.
My sister asks the darnedest questions.
When your mom sees your aunt and your sis in public
My aunt is always reminding me of proper table manners.
My sister is a woman of few words.
I love the little progress reports my daughter sends before I come home from work.
I've found that being direct is the best way to deal with old boyfriends.
My cousin always brings the bare necessities before she arrives.
There are two types of girls in October. My sister is the fun kind.
Mom has proven even more adventurous than I am.
My sister and I have never kept too clean anyway.
It's good to start the year off with a bang.
Delayed texts are the worst.
I guess Instagram isn't all that bad.
I hate to be the barer of bad news.
She’s been working hard for an iPhone.
I do like rewards.
To think, her mother taught her how to braid her hair.
They say knowledge is its own reward.
She started it.
Better than carpool.
I am okay with this.
I'm still learning how to decode these mysterious creatures.
Dad said to text pictures of the trip.
Proper skin cream is essential.
My sister may be a nerd, but we're alike in other ways.
I'm not just handsy with computers.
Not the best comeback, but it felt good at the time.
Sis is always telling me to upgrade my apartment.
A bit of ADD runs in the family.
He earned it.
My step sis is hot
Some guys can't take a hint.

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