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Funny And Useful

Me and my friend used to draw pictures on MSN messenger to kill time at work. I found
I'm home for the holidays, and I noticed my mom was using my old novelty pen to fill
So I bought a used truck today and my little brother asked me what the daddy was
Two Guys One Bike: This is on a 5 day biking trip, in the San Rafael Swell. Mike
Used my roommates' bathroom, went to wash my hands, looked up, and......
My mom said that this was the only good picture of her and my dad together, so shes
I was going to tease someone for using the word 'namaste' and google showed me this.
My coworkers and I used to pass around NSFW images before the internet even existed.
Why didn't anyone tell me we could take pictures from r/WTF and use them for chain-spam
And it's useful for glazing too.
Started using Google Drive for the first time. Set up a folder for me and my friend
Hadn't used and Etch-A-Sketch since I was a kid. Its all about committing to the
I used to think their names are Trey Parker and Matt Stone, but YouTube knows better
And you decide to use the iphone
my GF got to see this when she used my PC.. thanks reddit and google chrome
Things that are nerve-racking: Saving a NSFW post while at work and using hover zoom,
So, we use an x-ray van and we went to test it without knowing this guy was walking
Used my friends Original Source Mint and Tea Tree shower gel. How the rest of my
What possible use could Satan and Saddam Hussein have for this? (NSFW)
My stepdad used to be Jason Mewes (jay of the jay and silent bob fame) sponsor once
"You can paint them however you want and I will use them in my Warhammer game."
so...my ex is still using my apple id. meet her new boyfriend and her nipple
I go through 10 pages today and THIS is the page Chrome uses??
Planted my garden using homemade compost, glacial rock dust, lime, and a whole lotta
I let my fiancé use my iPod and when he gave it back this was the home screen...
I told my wife I was going to make my 6 year old son a zombie for his thank you card
(NSFW) New and used from.... Thanks anyways, Amazon.ca
Found this image of my sons mean and nasty teacher from years ago on my computer.
My religious friend was using my computer, now I realize why they paused on the home
I bought a Galaxy Note 3 yesterday and my wife just asked if she could use it to
Performed an audit last night and found this in a cubicle. I should have issued a
I'm doing a research paper for a psychology class and I need to use images for certain
I use hover zoom on chrome, and this is what came up when I tried to look at a post
My friend used my Amazon account and left his info on there, so some other friends
Girlfriend got a 'lifeproof' case and was excited to use it in the pool. This was
On date, the conversation turned to cum. Developed a formula to establish cum dispersed/cum
A guy I used to play baseball with sent this picture in to tosh.0 and he used it
When I was a young child I would use my hand and trace it to draw a turkey, look
...and I was sitting in his chair, using his mouse.
Used the Cyanide and Happiness random comic generator. I am stoked with the result.
I was at the fertility doctor with my wife and I asked to use the restroom. It turned
First time using the DVD player in our new flat. I press eject and out pops this.
I see your Swedish slut, and raise you Danish slut (been waiting to use this for
Set that really cool pic of Jupiter's moon as my wallpaper and let a female coworker
Just using the bathroom at work and I see this. Ironically NSFW.
Use your free hands to browse reddit and forget about your newborn with our new hands
My sister in law was over today and used my computer. This is what I saw when I turned
My wife was experimenting with different cake icing methods and tried using coconut
Used a note and lighter to crush coke and it landed in an amazing spot.
NSFW My girlfriend was using her Facebook on my computer and told me to look at an
Visiting my friend when he picks up the tablet his children (4 &9 y/o) use
The Super Sexy Orsi
I've been using this for months and only just noticed an error, then another...then
My arachnophobic girlfriend couldn't use her phone for five hours because her daughter
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