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One of my houseplants grew penis-shaped fungus. NSFW

The methane in your farts is good for houseplants.

Houseplants

tfw you match your sheets and your houseplants ?

Since y'all keep asking about my houseplants... ? [F]

Plant mail! What are these orange spots?

Our houseplants are slowly taking over the livingroom ??

Happy watering day!

My overgrown Haworthia at 4 years old

OK it's a bit NSFW but now I think I have to find a mannequin!

Found this on a local marketplace. Figured you all would get a kick out of it as

Between two houseplants

My girls in the morning sun ☀

What’s happening to my rubber plant?

Houseplant

Caladium bulb finally coming to life

Shiny new leaf, just beautiful

This quarantine's been tough on us both.

If that's what we are doing I wanna show you my monstera

Did someone say nude plant portraits?

Just me and my Porthos.

Please help. Just bought this from TJ and I can't figure out what it is. I love to

moving abroad and had to take a photo with my ~90 babies before I sell them all

I see your orchid, and raise you.... My cactus

My new favorite pot/plant combo: Topless Tiny Dancer. (Maybe nsfw?)

Captain jacks deadbug brew, how often can I treat my plants with this? I have thrips

Trying to ID this cutting I got, is it some kind of philodendron? Can I water propogate?

is sex your escape? it's def one of mine. sex & synthesizers. and also houseplants.

Should I do something to fix this plant?

Tiny tits, houseplants and glasses - the good things ? ❤️ [oc]

Monstera is not poisonous enough.

Hi guys. I'd like to get some houseplants that are cat friendly. Any suggestions?

Don't forget to drink water and get sun. You're basically a houseplant with complicated

Can anyone help me identify this houseplant?

POV you're lost in a houseplant forest and encounter a sexy forest themperor ??

For sale at my local nursery. Come get your man

Cum breed my wide hips.. No condoms allowed ??

Introduction - Hello, I'm Taz!

PRICING?- Panties // Dick Rates // OnlyFans // Custom Content // Dirty chats ?

[Selling] [Selling] Been a horny slut all day.. Who wants my wet panties?! ??

Having a little Christmas fun ??

❄️Happy Holidays! ❄️Enjoy an extra festive tit drop ?

[selling] Wet plants, wet pussy ?? Want to smell my wet black thong? ?

Wet plants, even wetter pussy ?

Good morning ?

Doobies and houseplants, anyone? (f)

I heard you guys like houseplants or something? ?‍♀️

What is this plant?

Do you like my... houseplants? ? [F]

houseplants and ass

ID Plant: Pls help me ID this plant

My friend’s suggestive stapelia in all it’s glory

My plant dealer has an 18 and Over section.

houseplants and my tight Filipina body ?

Got this houseplant from Bunnings the other day ?anyway, here's my tits! ?

Houseplant whore?❤️

I'll stop taking nudes with a million houseplants when it stops making me feel like

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