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Could someone translate this for me? Looks like Japanese to English.... contents
[nsfw] How much of this is readable due to poor quality, and what does it say?
Just started to learn Higarana & Katakana, and I decided to illustrate some
In 'Death to Smoochy' where they kill the wrong Rhino....Nicely done.
Does this tattoo on my bottom really mean Catholicism?
Did anyone else cry?
I heard we were sharing funny example sencences [NSFW language I guess]
I'll never forget this word now.
I mean, whatever works?
I can't make out much of the text except for some kata and kanji. Please help identify