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Marmitebadgergonewild

Oh hey, didn't see you there ;)
Ever had a Badger-hug?
*muah*
Okay! Everyone put your keys in the bowl!
Well? It ain't gonna cover ITSELF in Marmite...
Did it just get a little 'otter in here, or is that just me? ;)
BEST. DAY. EVER.
Please allow me to... sett the mood... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Pats patch of grass next to me* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm so wet right now...
I LOVE to get dirty ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I do like a tasty wiener ;)
I put the Bad in Badger!
Watcha thinkin' bout...? Me? It's me, right?
Wanna see me mount some wood?
The best kind of badger is a Wisconsin badger
Welcome to the lovesett ;)
Psssst... I'm not wearing any underwear...
I'm baaaaaaaack!
When you weren't ready
Turns out I'm not at much into bondage as I thought...
Thirsty work!
Vid of me touching myself while in the bath ;)
Whooooo Hooooo Lets Gooooo!
Hands up if you love Badgers!
When you're creepin' on bae but the grass isn't long enough
Crouching Badger, hidden Marmite
Hey... Can you smell coconut?
Oh hey there... Does the Marmite match the Badger?
T H I C C
When you get your coat all shined up for Bae-dger, but then she cancels
When Bae needs a REAL badger she doesn't look to europe, she looks to Wisconsin.
When you find a special rock to give to Bae-dger, only to discover that she already
Marmite, 21/M/IdontknowaboutcountriescosImaBadger
Bae says I'm letting myself go, so I've been hitting the gym!
Help, I'm lost! :(
I don't wanna go to school today...
Come inside... Straw's warm ;)
Tfw you stub your toe
Just about to hop in the shower!
Screw this hibernation stuff, I need Marmite!
Baby, it's cold outside...
When I give you this look, you know... That... That I'm looking at you.
Join me in the bushes?
When you accidentally open the selfie cam
I'm really not a morning mammal
That satisfied feeling you get right after you devour that wood...
I mean, I'm not saying that I'm literally Jesus, but...
Oh hi, didn't see you there
Let's get dirty!
Dude, someone stashed a bunch of porn in this log!
When an uninvited guest stumbles upon the orgy
Just trying out a new shampoo!
Oooh, you make me live...
Merry Christmas everyone! <3
Sneaky grass Badger is watching.
...This will get me the job, right?
Givin' you the eyes through the bluebells ??
Opening up the fridge for the 18th time today... Stay at home, folks!

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