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Sir, this is not the banana I expected. You have been misleading, indeed. (NSFW)

Sir that is not the proper use of the water fountain (pic) (nsfw)

"Did you say 'Yeah sure' or 'Yes sir?'. I said 'Yeah sure' but I meant 'Yes

Sir, that is not what donkeys are for [NSFW]

Well, someone's gotta get it going....

Not knowing anything about Glenn Danzig, I believed this for far too many minutes...

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Maybe not, sir, but I swear I'm better at spelling than you.

Sir that is not a grab handle

The consent. It is sexy.

I love this quote

[F]or you, Sir not sir :)

Just the basic tools...

Shibari - Pentagram Bondage

Shibari - Fanrin's Weave

Shibari Self Restraint Diagram

Sir's CB6000 for me just arrived and I was so excited I could not wait and just put

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I expect her to smile every time I see this.

I do not jest, sir. I do not jest...

Not getting proper attention (f)rom my Sir, thought i would post a lil something

Not even i(f) I bend over for you sir? Then can I get some cum tributes? *pouts*

I’m not uploading this for BDSMGW. I’m not uploading it for my sel[f]. I’m

Sir will not let me cum until I get 100 up votes... Help me please.

not allowed to touch,watch porn, do ANYTHING for 9 days as punishment from Sir..

Playtime (f)or Sir. Edge but not allowed to orgasm training. My orgasms belong to

Sir isn't sure i[f] he wants me tonight or not. Anyone else?

Sir wants to fuck my ass tonight but I'm not in the mood. Need someone to get me

Sir was not having my attitude tonight. :(

Sir was not having my attitude tonight :(

That's not how it works, sir.

Umm sir not all women belong in the kitch-..

I do not bite my thumb at you sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir

Sir, my maid Dottie was quite distraught at my decision not to have the latest gas

I'm sure I'm not the only one who enjoys a hot bath and reading. Any favorite book

Sir, it’s quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable ?

Sir, I recently dismissed another maid for burning my breeches by placing them too

Sir, my Maid Peggy suggests that one day, Women might equally use bicycles. I countered

Sir, I must, with great caution, share this publication with you. I would not permit

Sir's instructions, but not Sir's cock ;)

Not the most glamorous shot, but 11 days since I put on a cage with no key's getting

Sir, There are some amongst us who would deny me my vast wealth and my low-paid servants.

Sir your training has not been in vain ? [f]

Cum check out what happens when a fan gets lucky... That's Sir's slut, but not Sir's

Not allowed to stop until he cums ); yes sir

Sir, I recently made a great saving upon hiring a maid - most eager for employment

Sir? Please tell me why my uniform is not acceptable in class?

Sir....Please tell me why my uniform is not acceptable in class?

Sir,I recently found maid Annie gazing upon my collection of tribal hunting weapons

Sir, A fellow who is not of these shores did recently call, seeking work. As a progressive

Sir, With a recent purchase of sugar from overseas I did receive a servant, free

Sirs and Madames, I must humbly apologize for the earlier intrusion of advertisement

Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised

Sir,After 4 brandies reading Mr HG Wells,a thought: I might find the horse racing

SIR'S HORNY BIMBOWHORE loves to be exposed and degraded! Tell her all your humiliating

I’m not a camel sir

Sirs and Madames, It has been brought to my attention that the newer area of our

Sir, at the end of a tiresome day I usually shout at servants, which brightens my

Sir, Elspeth is my trusted Maid and it is she alone who is permitted to clean in

Sir, to-day, June 21st, I do receive a postcard from Lord Thistlewick, inviting me

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