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The end. Started this on /r/drunk many beers ago.
I was telling my bro how my mom keeps asking if I’m a les. He just said, “maybe
Pretty good Friday night ahead ?
Roll call. Where you is, whatchu drankin?!
I may not have Thanksgiving, but tonight turned out pretty well...
I didn't know Canada made shitty whiskey, but this shit tastes the way varnish smells...
Koala friend whomst I found last week.
Hey you guys. I made sammiches.
Merry Christmas, gayturks! Love y'all, don't forget to drink.
I just passed Physics II a random guy payed me a wiskey and fuck that upvotes bullshit!
Our team sucked ass for ages but got into a bowl this year. Go Boilers!
Hangover soup. Recipe in comments.
Great news everyone. My dumbass brother left the room and I am alone with his booze.
Neighbors are getting a little too close for comfort.
Urgent message to all users. It's Friday!
Birthday card
Tonight we use some smoked maple knob creek to make Steve Raichlen’s bourbon brown
Ski jumping tower named by Matti Nykänen who is often considered to be the greatest
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Almost found a new favorite drinking glass except it was the size of a juice glass...that
Friday night: The fattening. Cheers!
For those who asked here it is...candy wine. I know most wine is made from grapes
Fucking Siri thinks she knows me with the predictive text and shit. It was “driving”
I was having a sad morning. Then this happened. I wish I could thank the person responsible
I said we were drinking wine in the weekend thread, but man do I have a soft spot
First batch of homebrew: Complete
Happy Friday folks!
Happy belated first birthday TMGP
Therapist, or The Rapist?
Happy Friday Folks!
Getting to know a four-year-old tonight
Got a foxy new neck tat
Good day for a cold ball game
Viva fiesta!!!
Who want crack drank?!
Sick of earth. Sexist bullshit.
Breakfast is often referred as the most important meal of the day
Anyone wanna get Wednesday wasted with me?
Rule number 8
Pretty please
My first quiche!
Got a few strange looks at my kid’s party today for going topless...sorry about
MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST FULL-STATURED PEOPLE OF NON-TURKISH DESCENT POSING TASTEFULLY.
Have you behaved? Nazi mod is back so better prepare your anuses. Reindeers eating
for any of y'all with a mosquito problem
TMGP mods
Weakened Thread
Friendly reminder: We still haven't had Discord movie night you filthy commies.
Such a glorious shaft
No one is playing with me so I’m playing with myself (as usual). Mint chocolate
i finally have a day off tomorrow. here’s to relaxing for the night
Peanut butter and chocolate for Mother’s Day weekend. My mommy’s favorite ♥️
Let’s fucking rock n roll bitches
Drunk slut won’t get out of my house
New healthy meal prep
Drinking while hammock stealth camping in Germany