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I'm flyiiiiing
Mechanical binary counter.
She took off ???
My fortune cookie from the China Buffet.
Should of bot getting corrected
The Force is Weak with this One
Stick with what you're good at.
My horse had his eye removed, so I made him an eye patch.
My buddy messaged me from work. I replied in kind.
welldear looks like you screwed
A local farm where I live had trouble with their flock all wanting to sleep in the
HMF whilst i enter my final form: Juan Lee
Autoducks, roll out!
This candle from IKEA started burning down, revealing a votive candle with wax added
I refilled my handsoap pump with a different soap, the old soap ascending to the
Found on the curb: huge box of kid-size tap, jazz, and ballet shoes. Donated them
Got this out of a fortune cookie yesterday. Seemed relevant.
Rey of Jakku by joaniebrosas.
“Gold has killed more souls than iron”
No toilet paper? No problem!

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