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Yayinternetlol

Need a twin to do this kind of stuff with

Daydrinking. I show a lot of face in this one, omg!!!

Late night soap suds

Morning

I'm offering a million dollar reward offered to whoever can help me get my hands

A lovely redditor asked me to 'ride him'. Sadly, distance prohibits this from happening,

Fries Before Guys...lol, just kidding

So I finally took a shower. Here's a little preview of a post shower picture set.

This is 100% the the type of content I want to see, to be quite honest

Made raspberry-lemon sorbet this afternoon, patted myself on the back

I still suck at twerking...le sigh

Lying on a bed of anonymous butts

Allergies are going to kill me this spring. How sad.

How I look on most days. Actually, this is not true, it's an illustration by an awesome

The time I had my hair in a bun, was wearing a Hawaaian shirt and got mad when I

Marlene Dumas

Halp! I'm about to overdose on mangoes!

These aren't goats, and they're not sleeping and they're not Nigerian...but I drove

Shame me into cleaning my room plz

I'll spare you all the sight of my shitty cartoons today. Instead, I present work

I spent my long weekend perving on innocent strangers. It was great.

Yay! I present awesome art from an awesome internet friend, u/tikibowtiki! Thank

I've always wanted dreadlocks but lack the discipline/patience to grow them. Thank

This is why I'm going to die alone

How pineapples almost killed me

AMA anyone? Brownie points for creative questions :)

Outfit of the day on/off

A walk at dusk

I've been stuck in this dentist's waiting room for almost an hour. Considering staging

This is not a Nigerian dwarf goat

Now why can't I have lion cub roomies?

Playing around with acrylic paints this afternoon, pretending to be an artist

About this Friday update

Moroccan goats are a different kind of weird

Yay done drawn

This is a bunny appreciation post. If you don't fuck with bunnies, I rebuke you

We Miss You Yay!

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