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Bin Laden's compound had no Internet access. My sources say his advisors pulled it

"Jesus got himself cruci[f]ied because he got himself noticed. So I disappear

My friends decided to destroy their Halloween jackolanterns by swinging swords and

[M]y [F]irst time. Be gentle, because he's not.

So my roommate left his car at the bar over night.(Drove around like this all day

She called her parakeet Onan, because he spilled his seed. -- Dorothy Parker

Stole this post from my friend because he believes title means "nothing"

Our conversation was very very short before all of this. It's sad because he was

MRW my friend says my latest (really hot) hookup only happened because he was wasted

This WAS Andre Drummond's girlfriend, who broke up with him because he sucked at

TIL The St Regis bar in NYC has a 30 foot long painting inspired by King Cole's fart.

Why? Because he told me to. I'm his good little pet... [F]

Verification. Including boyfriend because he is in some of my pics.

And this all started because he showed his bookmark.

Advice regarding gender/race because he's turnover here.. .

Saw these while I was with daddy, I wanted them but I didn't want to ask because

my cuck cpl needs humiliation.Let my cuck know how worthless his small cock is because

Im not sure what happened to my post, but my b(f) won't let me go to the beach this

why is santa so jolly? because he knows where all the naughty girls live ?

[F/D] Because he cares

Normal person shot to death because he held a different viewpoint. You gonna tell

Photo of a normal person who was killed because he disagreed over something. This

Socialist commies on the Eastern Front blow off somebody’s arm because he disagreed

Young Luftwaffe troop killed by socialism because he respected private property.

М26/5.8 Whos love basketball ? I play basketball , because he develops the whole

I gilded this user’s comment because he posted this (xpost so I can remember, since

Daddy let me post again because he knows imma good girl and that it turns me on!

Her husband gave me full control over her because he can't satisfy her. What a little

BF is at work, rate his dick because he wants me to try bigger... :/

Body of a Young Indian Man being Recovered from a Drain, Killed by Mob Just Because

Any sissy boy who will feed anyone I tell him because he is stupid faggott? I dont

Another photoshopped front page post on /r/MassiveCock. Had to zoom in, because he

[F] Got dumped today because he "wasn't ready for a relationship" and now

I found out that my girlfriend has been fucking my bully behind my back. Now she's

I Broke up With My BF because he was controlling and Jealous... I Sent him a a video

For my husband to find because he's stuck doing overtime ?

Would you finish? Because he did ?? [m-f]

A very angry little nazi boy got in my DMs this morning because he absolutely needed

Let Him cum on my face before work because He woke up hard

Exposing cucks family and friends because he’s not being cooperative. Add him at

What I wear for my Master, because he likes stockings and lingerie to match my collar?

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