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I'm going to name it 'the plot' that way when you tell it a sexy story, I can say
I never can say goodbye. Told my GF they were sentimental value, didn't buy it. What
TIL that the theory of relativity says time can't be split from the 3 dimensions
TIL that the theory of relativity says time can't be split from the 3 dimensions
A friend just posted this photo of her daughters to Facebook... That is all I can
There's nothing in the rules that says this can't be posted.
You can say I'm just a full that stands for nothing
Ex called me on speakerphone to confirm to her gossipy friends that I am bigger than
They say you're not supposed to [M]easure with a curve. Can't do much about that.
I tried. That's the most I can say. Got quite a few laughs at the party.
The company that makes those chalk hearts with cute sayings included a few blank
(M) im just peeking seem like alot of conflict. But thats yall. And aint nothing
They say if you can stay inside your bodycage during a little jog down the staira,
In a bank. With kids in the building. And what you can't see is the lanyard that
My asshole just wanted to say hey? you can almost see the [F]art that I’m Rushing
Who can say no to an ass like that ?
Who can say no to an ass like that ?
They say I can be a real handful, obviously I’m more than that ?
They say I can be a real handful, obviously I’m more than that ?
All we can say is that it's wrong s'n?a.p~agoclands?
I wanna see her so that I can say Hey Kate s?nap_textmoopy!
I sometimes get messages saying "OMG babe ur so hot love you soo much! Txt me
I like snapping selfies when I’m feeling good...when the joy is flowing out. A

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