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The Egg

My hard-boiled egg has a (stumpy) NSFW-ish shape that amused the 8-year-old in me.

I found an egg so I look for the chicken ...(m)

God gave me Big Balls - larger than jumbo eggs. Thank you God, the Source Of Life

God gave me a Dick that Extends up to my belly button when its Erect. And God gave

God gave me a Dick that Extends up to my belly button when its Erect. And God gave

Thank god they had coffee at the store yesterday! there was no meat, no milk and

30 [M4F] If you egg me on it might paint the walls ?

F 23 Did u know that 1 L Cum includes 60 g protein? Me neither,just feed me i need

[image] who wants to help mommy hide the Easter eggs?

[image] who wants to help mommy hide the Easter eggs?

Congratulations, you found the last easter egg!

LF mono source: "This is the best kind of despair. Having my precious eggs filthied

Still an egg at 37? This is just FaceApp, but it’s fun what you can with the eraser

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