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A pastor in Oklahoma, who has the same name as me, accidentally sends me emails sometimes.
(verification) I have 2 of these photo's of me on other reddit posts...bracelets
I was [f]eeling pretty good about my body until my last post got completely obliterated.
(nsfw) A surreal drawing made in graphite that I call Growth, I'm trying to make
This dude was trying to mack on some girl at a bar.  It took me forever to realize
[50/50] Corgi tries to give someone a back massage | Guy working under a car that
Hmph. Someone tried posting a pic of me under a another account. Well they should
If I tried to ride that, I'd stay up for about three seconds.
After hearing that Sony is trying to remove the Beyond Two Souls nude images of Ellen
[Selfie] I was told that I should post in here, so I'm trying it out.
A sweet young guy just tried to pick me up at Starbucks. Wonder if he'd be surprised
When I tried convincing my roommate that Coors Light is better than Bud Light, he
I got beat up last night trying to protect a guy that was getting mugged. I think
[50/50] Ariana Grande shaking that ass NSFW | Guy climbs bridge and tries to slide
[NSFW] Trying to make plans for a second date with a guy. His first suggestion was
I tried to do that sexy thing again :p
I saw one of my Marines drawing this. He said the startled squirrel is an abstract
Got drunk and told a bunch of people about my account last night. Now I'm hungover
I tried using that 'Pick-Up Line by Name' generator...
A Toucanet with a Hummingbird prey that is trying to get away
Rhino impales warthog that tries to steal food
Good luck trying to fall asleep next to that!
Sivir trying to earn that tip (Demiroids)
[18F] I'm trying to gather the courage to go out in that outfit
totally casual position that only took me 89 tries ~
I'll have you know that trying to act hot isn't one of my good points x)
I've never seen a guy with a hard on (or trying to hide a hard on) at work. Are they
somebody from instagram tried to find the full version of my profile photo on my
Skeletons found in a Roman house in Kourion, Cyprus, by David and Noelle Soren in
Can a Miqo'te breed with an Elezen? Maybe not, but that won't stop her from trying.
(M) I love skinny girls....But i appreciated mom bods to help them feel goos about
Some dude trying to say that his “females” never recover from the size of his
Idk who's trying to do what here, but that's a lotta girl...
I'm a little pale. Gingers don't really tan, but that won't stop me from taking these
my hair is an absolute reck but that didn’t stop any of the guys who tried to talk
Did you seriously just interrupt me while I'm trying to play a game for once ? That
F18, 5'6'', 120 lbs - I got dumped 1 week into trying a long-distance relationship.
Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked
Me desperately trying to dodge that Asian ladies pussy goop
Not that good at this but I’m trying ?
FAT black bitch literally trying to kill her self by chocking on a MONSTER THICK
Forgot to post here recently so trying to fix that [F]
28F, 5'7'', 155 lbs. I've been working my butt off the past year trying to get the
Makoto Lingerie Version! I tried to pick lingerie that I felt suited her character
(F/39) My socks are trying to tell you that we should be fucking like rabbits?
Aunt Cass tries to ignore the fact that she just french kissed with the cute girl
Good Morning and welcome to the weekend!? I hope you’re as excited as I am to be
Anytime someone argues that average guys are trying to date models and need to lower
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Ever been so bored and horny you spent 2 days trying to translate almost 2 hours