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When I'm With You

When touch-typing, you are supposed to type Y with your right index finger. I've
You know you're in a quality hotel when your room comes with a complementary slave
When you own your own woods, you can [F]rolick topless... with a smile! :)
When you laid down with me, you never slept that night [f] (x-post from /r/gonewild)
When your coworkers girlfriend called you over to help her with something, you probably
When you're in /r/all clicking the NSFW links and you accidentally click a post in
You know you're Alberta when you see a truck with... [NSFW air freshener lol]
When you're with me, this is the view you'll have to get used to
When all you have to do at work is watch TV or play with yourself. Can you guess
When you think you have the sexiest butt but you're a skeleton with no flesh.
when you can't buy a dildo because you still live with your parents so you improvise
You know you've made it to the Big Times when you can fill your office with printers
"You know I like it when you fuck me with cum on my face." - Nikki Benz
You waited for this every week, when you two could make it happen. You started to
When you wear a nice long dress you can get away with anything [F][Banner]
When you lie to Sir about cuming so he ties you up and leaves you there with the
When the doctor is done with your bullshit and gives you the vaccine, whether you
When you realize you're doing lewd stuff with a Loli in public
When you're tripping outside and you feel like one with nature
When you fall asleep in a tank top, you wake up with one boob hanging out, always
When you finally get a shipment, but its 42 blow up sheep, and you still have to
When you get in (f)rom a night with the girls and you need sex NOW
When you gotta shoot back with something but you've got nothing.
When you want #tohavefun with your #girlfriend but also with her #bestfriend in the
When you're out with a friend and get so horny you go to the restroom to touch yourself
When you're 18 and still living with your parents so you can't buy a proper dildo...
When you are out with friend and she wants you back home immediately... after gym
When there’s a cute girl at the gym you want to impress so you work out with perfect
When you can't come up with a clever caption so you just make that your caption ;)
You were really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man
When you tango with mango, you get laid.
when you are presented with an asshole ... you perforate ... you do not start thinking
When you say "crush me with your abs" and she actually takes you up on
When you find a hallway that's hardly ever used with awesome lighting... you take
When you're a subby lesbian transgirl with a foot fetish, but have no luck finding
When you keep seeing people talk about having amazing sex with other trans girls
When she tells you to jack off with her. You know what's coming next.
When you have to pause your ga[m]e and play with a different joystick ? you know
When You Have A Cool Relationship With Your Roommate ...(but you still can't help
when you're wife won't fuck you so you just edge to filthy fantasies shared with
When you are to clumsy to live, so you try and make up for it with your upside down
When you see someone with the same outfit as you [Ankha, Isabelle, Digby, Marshal]
When you quarantine with your homegirl and you both wanna play video games
You got hard when you see your little daughter stared the black kid at pool. How
When you have a brother with a foot fetish during quarantine and you let him do his
When you got no man to quarantine with, after 1 month of isolation you start going
When you go to some fancy club with a bunch of slutty girls you should really pay
You've been driving out to the country with mommy Connie Britton for a few hours.
When you're blessed with a good boob day, of course you have to show them off~ [oc]
When you finally meet a jobud with the same tastes as you
When You're A Slut Who Lives With Your Parents, You Have To Take Boys To A Forest
When you're feeling good with your looks, you can never have too many selfies!
When you cant play with anyone else the best option is to play with yourself (23)
When you lose a bet with your wife's boss and she has to show up topless for her
You don't need to wear clothes when you're with me
When you think the coast is clear to take a picture only to look over and see a "bird
When you see me like this, I'm ready to go. You should see the video that came with
When lockdown is over I'd love to arrange a bi group jerk session for my sexy old
When you should be studying but instead you are playing around with your pens...
When I give you this look, it means I want you to have your way with me

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