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Kid that goes to my school thinks this is art.... I said it was shit and used condoms

Someone on the internet goes "Hi I draw NSFW Pics and take requests!" So

It's been 1 1/2 years today since my last incident. A lot of people said it was for

(Very slightly NSFW) Fiancé found maternity pants and sent me this... I said look

Gonewild title said "caption this!" so I put the image into I'd Cap That

[50/50] A cat that thinks it's a stripper | A guy climbs up a tree to escape a bear,

"Excuse me, do you have directions to the front page?" I asked a little

there's lots of defensive help, said goodbye, and jumped forward into that box.

"You," he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly [f]alse world,

24 male, someone today said I have a pencil dick and that hit me kind of hard so

"Put that camera down and help me rinse off like you promised!" said mom.

Bought a new skirt and thigh highs! *don't message me creepy things* I can't believe

My bro saying his girl just got back from LA with no pics. Said “it was fun”

(M) New here I'm a Libra and my sign is a scale. I just wanna wanna make you feel

(M) I believe I snook off yesterday to take that top softy and I don't give a fuck

(M) like I said i never sent none of you any of that b.s im home now and chilling

(M) there is really nothing no more anyone can do for me to cum show myself. Except

NSFW Found two baby dead snakes on our sticky traps. One person that black snake

19[F] I just learned what a tribute was from another subreddit when someone said

I give (m)y bitch anything that she wants and she said to post a pic of my dick so,

I got a spider bite that turned red and puffy with a blister in the middle (Doctor

There are few things I love more than cross-game crackships with no basis to be founded

(M)y dad said don't chase no girl chase that money....The sky is the limit....18an

(M) to poor to buy clothes because I give to the poor. He see your heart I see your

Use me, he said. I want you to give in and move your pussy against my tongue in any

He said "I did not know that fishnets we're going to be a thing, but it is and

(m) No need my ppl know! Can't wait to be financially free what a feeling it's going

(m)@d I bounced back to like Mj in his prime, tried to get me involved in his b.s

[M/S] The fact that she said 'condoms' and not 'condom' was not lost on her son.

She's nervous that she wouldn't be accepted here, but said reading all the dirty

I was a big, chubby, effeminate, bisexual beta male. I always wished I could fit

Fiancée while drunk told me she wishes I had her ex's cock, she said it was 8 inches

Someone said something that's given me a massive confidence boost so I'm going to

My Dad complained about my selfie facial expression. He said it was too effeminate.

My best friend's mom visited me in my dorm room. That was weird enough in and of

I was the wimpiest boy in school so the alpha males humiliated me by making a computer

Now let’s see that pussy you said I could never have in high school because I was

[32] you said you're feeling lonely and I say that's ok

The first time I had sex with my new Girlfriend, she was so disappointed with my

Your daughter Emma came home from work to find what you had left on the table. It

my boyfriend said he comes on here and looks for ones that look like me

My dad said "if you keep shaking your ass around me I'm gonna have to fuck you

wow that was quick. i by a college girl so i found this mind control love website

Molly Qerim, Eminem said "your jeans so small, that tush mushed against your

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