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It's Called

It's my real birthday today. I don't have a pet, so here's my creation for you. I
Call me a slut and it'll FLOW :P
It's my birthday. [F]eeling kinda lonely and ugly. Lounging like this hoping someone
It was my birthday yesterday and no one called so I got really drunk and took way
call it like it is. [auto-x-post - OP was merespeckofdust]
It's to the point that we borrowed the Japanese word for pervert just so we could
It's gotta be the first day of Spring break, because if that ass was any whiter we'll
call me a (f)ucking slut I love it (x-post)
It's my cake day! I didn't plan on getting dressed today, but this calls (f)or a
Call Me So I Can Make It Juicy (F)or Ya ! ;-)
Calling it now (spoilers)
It's RoadCat, but you can call me Kitty.
Called it. (Spoilers)
It's a blow job chair... Well... they call it a blow job chair where I come from...
Call it a Baby shower.
"It's just called 3 Brothers" [Spoilers] [NSFW]
Call it in the air
It may be sweet and juicy, but I have never called it a vineyard
Calling it like she sees it
It's hot as hell out here. This calls for a beach day.
Call my dick Zyklon B, cause it leaves bitches breathless
It's for a new thing called a bottomless beach
Calling all biologists! I need help! I found some WTF biological mater in my basement
It should be called Jesus complex instead of Oedipus complex.
Calling all ass lovers! Watch me fuck it or worship it on [kik] now. Get a free pre-made
It is Weiner Wednesday....at least that is what we call it in Colorado!
It's OK. You Can Call Me Mom. ?
Call it a perfect ass
It's a great staffing agency they said...it's been months I started going in March
Call it in
Call me a slut, it won't hurt my feelings ?
It's OK. You Can Call Me "Mama". ?
Call it puppy love [f23]
It might be you on the other end of this call. [F]
It was not shocking news when she called me twenty years later.
It was a tough call. Do her right here, or make her wait until you got home. [Hypno]
It's spring! That calls for a bath beer after working in the garden for several hours.
It's OK. You Can Call Me "Mama." ?
Calling the bees marinated stinkbugs ain’t going to cut it
Call it "The Impossible Sausage" because it's vegan-friendly
It was nice of him to call...
Call your friends over... It's gonna be a long night.
Call me the TARDIS, because I can [f]it some big things in a small box. ?
Call it what you want
It's not nearly big enough to be called a man anymore is it?
Saw this on another on another sub and thought it had some GFD vibes
It's Hard To Stay Focused On The Phone Call Sometimes
It’s not everyday the man himself calls you a cocksucker
It's like the portfolio of the world's shittiest tattoo artist threw up on him. I
“It’s a fraternity, not a frat. Would you call your country -“
It's too cold in the south currently but we can call it sweater weather.
Call me a slut but... I would really love it if my pussy selfie could make someone
It was too big to be called a dick
Calling all Dads and young studs and hot MILFs to come help me do yard work. It’s

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