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Like A Tree

this tree looks like a vagina
Who cuts a tree like this any way?
How would you guys like to find this under the tree? Ground yourself for THIS HOT
[M]aybe you need a toy like this under your tree. PM's always welcome. Requests even.
Saw this on /r/Trees, thought you guys would like it
[nsfw] tree bark that looks like a penis
They said Granny needed a mole removed. I could care less about the mile like a hole
One of the blooms on our magnolia tree looks like a Klansman with a raging boner.
She is the tree, strong and rooted like her resolve. The wind whistles thro her and
What would you do or say if you found me like this under your Christmas tree? [F]
Anyone like (m)y new tree?

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