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Are you KIDDING me?!
When my girl(f)riend ask me if I want Sour Patch Kids.
I finally found my first Bra That Fits!! My measurements had me at a 10E (Aus), but
Are you fucking kidding me, no posts in 5 hours? OK, SEA PONY PORN.
You Have GOT to be Kidding Me
Urgot to be kidding me (Female urgot by Nishino)
Hoping my girth gets me admitted to the cool kids club
This is my wife. Just had a kid a few months ago. Please help me build her confidence.
Please let me prove to my wife that after 2 kids..her body is amazing!!!
This pic of Madonna milked me so many times as a kid
(38) Wife's out, kids asleep. Enjoying some me time!
How does 32 with two kids look on me? (X-post)
When I was a kid my parents would only let me have the censored version.
After the kids go to bed, it's time for me to relax, unwind, and ummm...(f)antasize
She has curves, she has kids and she has me not able to get enough.
This scene (honey we shrunk ourselves) turned me on hard as a kid, and still does.
My parents wouldn't let me get this as a kid because they thought it would be better
Sailor Moon was my crush when I was a kid so this girl easily sent me over the edge!
34F/5'10''/187 lbs/ Four kids and years of depression later, this is me. I wish I
Night without kids, mommy poses for me
Fuck me while the kids are gone? [f]
Fuck me before the kids get home? [f]
This confused the hell out of me, as a kid.
(F) Would you believe me if I told you I'm 42 and I've had 3 kids?
My 20 yo kids moms bubble butt (pre-pregnancy). Y’all let me know if you want to
Guy said I was still tight for having a few kids and being over 40. Feel free to
Are you fucking kidding me?
Give the kids their breakfast, then come fuck me [F29]
? <I think hanging out with your kid would be nice> I want your hands
No kids but you can call me daddy
First post -44F mom of 2 here. Please be honest - am I worth your attention? Am I
Help me take these off before the kids wake up!
My dad is enjoying my mom’s body after we started family swap therapy. I’m in
She telling me to hit it good from the back in the laundry room. Kids upstairs. We
2 kids 30 years old my wife Sent me this waiting to come home from work. What would
I've had two kids already. Who wants to give me a third?
Screw those kids in school who made fun of me for being hairy — my pubes are sexy!
Why is it that bigots always call you "kid" when they know their argument
put your kids inside me
squirt your kids in me ?
will you squirt your kids in me? ?
Would you give me another kid?
[F] Mom hilarity. Taking sexy pix in our studio, wee one watching shows, total "oh
I want your kids inside me daddy...
Had my wallet stolen, had to move my kids, and take out a loan because of it so if
what are you waiting for ? put your kids inside me
Wanna cum and fuck me while your wife is with your kids?
knock me up please..we will have so beautiful kids