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when hope is non-existent our instincts all scream run we never, turn our backs or
When I ordered a small order of French fries, I did not expect this. [FIXED] or,
When cleaning the garage, be careful with the buzz saw, or you [m]ight go from a
"when we said truth or dare, and i dared you to kiss me, i meant my lips down
When the lingerie goes, only the ass Remains (or how to write a bad title)
When viewing front page or all subreddits, IAmA links show up as NSFW.
When a feminist wants to cause interest, desire or jealousy to a man, she has to
When it comes to being accepted by a Superior Man, every feminist needs to provide
When I get frustrated or angry I get a strong urge to bite things and clench my teeth.
When a woman tells you she's strong and independent, she's not trying to tell you
When in doubt whip it out! Or any other time.
When hubby wants me to strip [f]or big cocks online>>>>>>
When in doubt, wear red... or nothing! [f]
When people say "Millennials are whiny college kids who want safe spaces"
When you can't vote for Hillary or Trump, vote Not Sure
When someone asked me if I consider myself skinny or athletic I told them I consider
When he takes away your panties [f]or being a bad girl :(, :D!
When she's waiting [f]or you at home ?? she got a return picture..
When I get comments like big, strong, thick... I can't tell if they mean my body
When you only have one team and resources for one job and don't know whether to go
When you can’t play tits or GT[F]O
When the slut can't decide whether to swallow or spit
Or how about when I rub a weiner? :P
When the gym is closed [f]or Labor Day... I workout at home, and you get cheeky gifs!!???
When this veiny bastards not in pussies or throats I use it to drive stakes in the
When I see a girl like this I'm never sure if I want to fuck her or be her. Kik:
When not spun.. He is ok! And ready for a couple.. Or whoever (as long as guy has
When a member of congress can't afford to rent an apartment in DC... Or panties
When you dont know if you wanna cum in her ass or on her face?
When looking at my mother in law, what is the first word or phrase that pops into
When she’s acting like a brat she either needs to get fed or get fucked. Usually
When you play a game of thrones you win or get fucked.. Wait, that's a double win!
When you can't decide between fucking a bud or getting fucked by one so you do both.
When referring to years, an apostrophe is *not* needed. Correct: 1960s or '60s. Incorrect:
When should I top or fim this girl? 2 weeks in an outdoor grow. 00kush
When you’re not sure if Cornell thinks you suck or if people think you’re gayer
When farmed animals are suspected to be infected by viruses such as African Swine
Always bring your floatation devices when you play in the pool ?
When you go to some fancy club with a bunch of slutty girls you should really pay
When you can't quite decide to put it on or take it off
When you realize there hasn't been one post on BPT about cheating or Eminem ever
When you are so outclassed you don't know whether to laugh or cry.
When sis and I moved to the big city, we didn't have money for concerts, movies,
When did Stephanie McMahon look hotter? [Left] Tight leotard, SmackDown 2003 or [Right]
When I fall into the S̴̩̋P̶͈̎A̸̝̽C̶̦͂Ĕ̶̲ between worlds, is it better
When you need to relieve some stress in the OR
When I work out a lot I seem to lose my boobs. Do you have a preference? Toned and
When we take a selfie, are we photographing the true self or merely creating an insubstantial,
When you're ripping my clothes off, do you rip my glasses off or?
When we go to the gym, are we working out ?️‍♀️?? Or are we working out?

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