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I broke up a fight between my dogs. Not the best ever, but I like it
Emergency Hiatal Hernia surgery, performed 5/23/12
Cast removal after compound fracture
My cousin collided with another guy during a recent lacrosse game..aanndd it didn't
I dropped a metal plate on my finger I can't tell if it's getting worse or better.
Driving with my arm in the window when suddenly a wild deer appears!! (Literally)
Dirt bike accident (on the way to work)
R/Wtf didn't care for my sons broken leg.
Sliced my hand open while cooking.
My foot vs an escalator
My friend sliced his finger at work.
Earpiece from eyeglasses imbedded in my eyebrow after I passed out and face-planted.
Had a marble-topped table dropped sideways onto my foot - 4 inch long, 1 inch wide
my Dad's hand got caught in a fence...
Went to the ER after washing a glass too rigorously
Landmine accident.
Note to self: Wear gloves while using power tools.
I'm a skilled popcorn maker.
A friend uploaded this one to facebook.
Remember to clear the chamber kids. my brother didn't
my face broke my fall
Slipped and fell at a bar. Broke the fall with my teeth.
I had a minor mishap ending in an unusable hand for almost 6 months (before pics
Happened to me 5 years ago today. Trampolines can be dangerous.
Cut open my finger pretty bad
Broken wrist xray...did this roller skating
Grinder accident(tips of fingers cut off)
Boat propeller injury. *om nom nom* ^‿^
Follow up on my eyebrow, turns out the cut was so clean that they could just glue
Hockey skate to the wrist
Weld Slag meets foot
Fell 30 ft off a rock wall and landed on my feet. Here is my new hardware
Diesel engine injury [found on /r/WTF]
Playing roller derby, fell funny...
My brother was most likely a victim of the knockout game - fractured orbital.
Had this fucker pulled from my mouth recently. Lots of blood for the next 24 hours.
Thumb vs lacrosse ball
High school wrestling
My leg after getting tackled in a soccer match!
Chemical burn to my eye, It has been a bad year for me
Bought a new knife - cut through my finger like through butter.
Motorcycle accident
That time I got in a near fatal car wreck. I think the window got me?
Fractured my second metacarpal all the way through a couple weeks ago
I was not wearing the proper safety equipment ... not bad enough for /r/gore (thank
Just playing light basketball. How did this happen?
Friend's stepdad tripped backwards while mowing lawn
Cut my thumb with a pocket knife yesterday.
Microwave got me earlier
I'm a mechanic and my hammer met my finger.
Whoopsie (Wrist caught in 2.5 inch forstner bit)
Blood pooling in foot from blunt force trauma to upper leg