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Tfw

tfw no gf

TFW you wanna be a horsefucker. [](/lyrafun)

tfw you'll never be a cucumber

TFW you get tied up and jerked off by a bird

TFW m2k

TFW Omelette du fromage

TFW I've realized that this knot in my hip flexor has been there for literally more

tfw you can't pick up All-Star's helmet anymore

tfw butts

TFW Kindred isn't banned and your first pick

tfw go from rock bottom to ok to rock bottom 30 times a day :^)

TFW The G's are the most dominant team in MLS so far this season.

tfw you're unsure about your new hairstyle but come to enjoy it

tfw when you buy a slave, but you get the wrong one

TFW the diversity kicks in

TFW You watch again the opening and were like "Oh genius ... How I didn't payed

TFW you've just been wrecked by Hurricane Debbie [NSFW]

Tfw you finally buy a new Glock and carry ammo

TFW a reddit comment hits so damn close to home, all you can do is break out the

TFW you find out your record still stands

#tfw you bring a new betta home

TFW when papa Hannity says 14 isn't too young

TFW you request that John Conyers resign because you weren't one of the many woman

TFW When The [City Sounds] Were Strong & You *ACTUALLY* Have to EDIT Your

TFW ypu use your wish to go see the Ws and Nick Young barely plays

tfw mid fuck when she says she wants cum on her tits

TFW a muscle daddy pozs a gaybro’s neg hole then remembers that they’re on Truvada.

TFW taking nudes on the porch in full view of the neighbors

Tfw.. You're terrible at painting nails and then this happens too! ??

tfw i don't own matching underwear

Tfw interdimensional child molesters finally get you

tfw you're dead and want to fuck your cousin who's alive but you're in the ghostzone

TFW the White cards feel bad for the Black cards

TFW You Don't Even Measure Up To a Banana

TFW MFW JerkTalkDiamond is banned and I'm so out-of-the-loop that I only learned

tfw the brainworms get too strong

TFW I don't even compare to the tiny chapstick....

tfw it's summer but you look better in a swimsuit than all your girl friends

tfw he asks for $5 titty pics like you're some sort of prius

tfw you'll never meet a friendly humanoid cow with a supersoaker squirting milk straight

Tfw no big tiddy neko gf:)

tfw his head is already at the back of your throat and he tells you to go deeper

tfw when my girl sends me dirty texts

tfw people talk about beach body while you are the beach ball

TFW gym is closed

Tfw you should be sleeping but get... excited

TFW she's stuck inside and horny

TFW you have small titties so you try to do a booty drop instead, but your booty

TFW you go to urgent care concerned about a possible heart issue (because of feeling

TFW a very hot Redditor gets you so turned on in the DMs that you have to sneak away

TFW the dress is tight and things are about to get interesting

TFW you get her naked for the first time <3

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