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If I had somehow evolved such that I had eyes on my knees and I was this guy right
This is a picture that my daughter drew that was intended to be a tattoo for the
My latest catch from the bar down the street.  All i had to mention was that i had
It was startling to discover my wife had become a stripper, and that she had a girlfriend.
Still on the front page, but I had so many requests for the butt that I kinda had
WARNING: GTA V SPOILER. I thought I had made it to launch day without learning any
As a lady, in order to compete with the guys on the server, I had to prove that I
Sometimes, there's a morning where you wake up and feel awesome about yoursel(f).
This is my flag. I saw this flag in a dream. I do a lot of dreaming. DreeeeeEEEEEAAAAMm.
Not sure what is more traumatizing, being the father who had to walk his daughter
Last one for the year ? (had to throw that in once today) Its cold here today, had
Today is my birthday, and here is a picture of a floor my friend had to clean that
I had a dream last night where I got locked out and had to walk totally naked to
First post, had to share! We may be long distance, but that doesn't mean a little
Hey guys! This is me being lazy in a hotel bed at like 5:30 am because I was grouchy
[18F] After months of tests, my doctor had to tell me that the strange rashes that
She had a huge smile on her face, knowing that she had just snuck away from her son
A buddy's gf had a nice view at lunch and I had to snap a pic of that teasing slut
a friend o' mine put that pic on her sc story, i had to try to remove that emoji
I had a dream that I had get up front of my whole class and take off all my clothes
"She had locked something away, something deep inside her. The truth that she
I know that this is a only a place for gaming related stuff, but this is really bugging
Stumbled on a site that had nudes of my daughters friend. Pictures got taken down
You'd been moping around for weeks, and that just isn't healthy. Something had to
So, this douchebag that I used to work with bumped into my older sister at some party
I was flirting with this girl on my last day in Brazil on vacation I told her I had
I love this dress that I sleep in. (Also, I had to balance my phone on my grim reaper
"Look, it was cold, I had to put on something under my jeans. Turns out those
Her body had been used as a sex toy by men so often that it had began to look the
18F. I can't believe I'm posting this, I had to blur out my eyes. Finally had my
Your favorite little baker went blonde! Do they really have more fun? Let's find
PedalPCB Quarantine Fuzz - This was more risque and macabre that I had originally
after i had my pussy waxed, i just had to reach in and feel how smooth i am ?? whoops
Me and my friend Chris had fallen so far into feminization that we had become party
Today while I was working I had a meeting on Zoom, I was half naked but no one could
After my Wife divorced me and I lost my job, I had to move back in with my Stepmother.
100% coincidental that these are literally the exact same position - when I realized
"You had to swap with a guy? Dude swap class fucked you over, I got Sarah's
It would seem that Jen had a wardrobe malfunction in [House of M #6] I had to do
Idk if this is funny or sad, that i just realize that i had an usb attached to my