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OK to post Apples to Apples plays? Cuz shit just got real this xmas eve. [Context:

As a mobile user for all my internet needs, when this pops up you know you have to

Holy shit what is this purple thing on my anus.

And this is where I shit my pants. (Zankyō no Terror spoilers.)

(m)any ideas going through my head. Damn this shit its preventing me from going to

upvote this shit its my cakeday

I told my brother not to put shit in his room again. This is what he did... [NSFW]

Holy shit is this spider in my toilet poisonous?

Me and my girlfriend are really comfortable now so we do weird funny shit like this.

[M]‎Hey guys, this is my girlfriend, if you see any nude pictures of her please

Me and my coworker were labeling stuff at work today and this shit happened...

Almost threw up in my mouth and then unfriended her. I really wish I could unsee

(M) bout to get rdy and fuck the shit out My wife and make her nut all on this dick

(M)(F) I like eating pussy and ass then fucking the shit outta my girl any Michigan

Ok Pigs, time to shell out. My bills are scandalous this month and you little shits

31[M]ondays just happen to be my night off this week... Kik or wickr with me to shoot

(M)ood Fuck her this mourning she a bitch! That gets on my fucking nerves with no

(m) Whelp I'm home now, ain't shit out here for me in these streets. I just had to

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