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Me and my friend used to draw pictures on MSN messenger to kill time at work. I found
Here is a picture of a Tiger trying to suppress the natural instinctual urge to hunt.
How to ask for a date: Notice the tenderness in his eyes and the gentle way he puts
wikipedia is going to make me go to hell (maybe NSFW)
GOP's answer to the SOTUs, according to Google (slightly NSFW)
Showed up on my FB. People need to pay attention to their mirrors. (mildly NSFW)
When a friend sends you an embarrassing photo it's supposed to be submitted to reddit
The new way to send a passive-aggressive message to your neighbors
I decided to watch some porn and I saw this (Going to put as NSFW just in case)
I kinda want to know who he's talking to. (NSFW-ish)
Started using Google Drive for the first time. Set up a folder for me and my friend
Melbourne magazine's Graphic Designer makes last minute change to cover before going
Imgur doesn't seem to be working right, but I'm not going to complain. (NSFW)
Lee's Garden strikes again. Really need to find a new place to eat...
My response to a FedEX postal worker when she quoted me $100 do ship a wedding invitation
My dad tossed this to me and said, "Bring it to college".
When I just managed to give an orgasm to my girlfriend.
What I expect to happen when someone wants to "Aks me a question."
I guess that IS the most natural way for a kid to fill a fountain... but oh Japan,
It's probably time for me to go to bed [NSFW]
Found this interesting piece of art at a University. I'd love to give credit, but
Reason #842 not to bring your children to Halloween in Hollywood.
After a nine hour flight from NYC to a layover in Santiago De Chile airport, my first
So I found a love note my sister left for her husband and decided to add to it...
Went to Greece to take in the sites of an ancient civilization. Found this instead.
I think he picked the wrong demographic to promote his music to.
Went around campus today passing out roses to pretty girls that don't have valentines
I spent too much time trying to find the GOOGLE in the women's faces today. I think
Welcome to my castle. I had to get rid if the storage unit.
Decided to wack off instead of study for exams... Even the porn site wants me to
I think Denny's might be trying to teach me how to fist someone....(possible NSFW?)
My friend went to nursing school so I gave him a small plastic baby to take pictures
My slow cousin, Lil Mike, just decided to share this 12 minute lesbian porno to us
I just wanted a quiet night in with the lady. My drunk friends wanted to visit. I
Came back from lunch break to find I had a new addition to my toolbox
So the other night I was walking to the back door to my friend's party, upon walking
How to convert a lesbian atheist to Christianity (NSFW) [repost]
I tried to sow up a hole that was on the "Gooch" of my favorite pants.
Tried uploading this pic to Facebook a few years ago. I was too drunk to realize
My 70 year old boss's gift to me for boning out my first leg of lamb. Here's to never
The only way to get Americans to watch soccer [NSFW]
Was waiting on the bus to head home from school when the picture caught my eye so
It looks like this guy at Lincoln County Hospital (England) didn't want to wait to
This is the only way to get blokes to spend as much time in the pub toilets as women...
Wife asked me to make breakfast. Her reply, "that's not going to satisfy me"
The journey to r/spacedicks has to start somewhere...
My friend decided to post a selfie to attract the ladies.
Sorry this is so long, but it's the last thing I'll ever submit to reddit. I'm deleting
Some creep on the app called Whisper wanted to cyber roleplay as Sam from iCarly
I...don't really have anything to add to this [NSFW]
Most of y'all wake up to your dogs face in the morning. This is what I wake up to.
But really, this is what my 14 year old daughter thought would be great to wear to
[NSFW]Decided to make some bachelor party T-shirts. I think it's going to turn out
On date, the conversation turned to cum. Developed a formula to establish cum dispersed/cum
How to respond to wrong numbers (NSFW)
If you want to join our settlement we have to know you can perform.
The only appropriate way to spank to your lineup.
My artistic female friend responded to the large swinging ballsacks that some people
Found the best way to lazily say Happy Birthday to my cousin
[NSFW] - I present to you, the Armadilldo. Drawn for a friend to cheer her up after

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