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When you are too drunk and you friends don't luv you
You're not you when you're horny [The Simpsons]
You find her like this when you walk home, what do you do?
When you think you have the sexiest butt but you're a skeleton with no flesh.
When you haven't masturbated in days and you suddenly think of a girl you like
When You're Alone And Life Is Making You Lonely You Can Always Go, Downtown!
When you're drunk and (f)ind a picture of yourself you forgot you took the other
When you gotta go to the bathroom but you're not sure how you want to identify yourself
When you lie and say you want to stay in Sac and everyone believes you
When you feel good, you look good! Hope you fine ladies and gentlemen enjoy!
You thought your bully would have fucked your Mom only once, but you lost all hope
When you wake up on fathers day expecting some gifts but then you remember you never
You met your bully when you were with your Mom at the beach. Now you have to wait
when you have a [GFE] like me, this is what you get all day. ?just want a quick,
When you see pink and black on a girl at once, it means once you make a donation
You know you are in a bad part of town when you see this in the gutter NSFW
You know when you're washing and the rubbing gives you a semi?
You start feeling like a native when you no longer bat an eye at a father offering
When you look at an asshole and realize it’s stillness, you become Still, you Asshole
When you get all dolled up and cute for a date but rather post to r/traps for attention
When you fit into your sisters dance costumes & she's 6 years younger than
When you get home I want you to pull down your panties so I can see how wet I got
When you buy your mom a see-through panties as a joke, but she tries them on in front
When you cum for the first time in months but are filled with so much dysphoria after
you know you're a nasty bitch when you've actually given a blumpkin and in public
When you’ve been told you’re getting fucked, so you prepare for it
? You can’t stop when you want cum (I want to speak to you)
When you're at work she sends you censord nudes to get you frustrated. But who is
When you go to some fancy club with a bunch of slutty girls you should really pay
You have no control when you see me. You want to serve me. I'm raining 1 new slave.
You've been driving out to the country with mommy Connie Britton for a few hours.
You know you are famous when you can buy a T-shirt with your name on it
You can see this when you sext with me ? [sext] [gfe] You can see much more naughty
You know you need a photographer when you can't get any pics before getting down
When you caught her sexting with your buddy, she made you censor all of the photos
When you paid extra for 2 day guarantee shipping on some bath salts Monday &
You can see this when you serve me well, but you still can't touch
When You're A Slut Who Lives With Your Parents, You Have To Take Boys To A Forest
You see me on your bed when you get home... What're you going to do first? ?
You'd think people would have learned by now, but when you make a sub have a whitelist
When you said you wanted to eat Indian I thought you meant me ?????
You know you're a bodybuilder when you can't take a lewd picture without flaring
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you tell her you put hot sauce on everything you eat so she wears some cayenne
When you have a flat tummy, you want to take it deeper into your mouth. Where are
you know when you see it...do you see it?

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