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Nice ti... OH SHIT! BEHIND YOU!
THE CUNTS AT THE SILLY COMIC SUBREDDIT DIDN'T LIKE THIS SHIT. BTW, NIGGERS, I'M GOING
The shit that happens when you wake up with a hangover
Just [f]or shits and giggles. Legit verification in the process, since I screwed
Cool Shit You Will Never Have [NSFW]
Oh you know, just doin laundry and shit.
I HEARD YOU NIGGERS LIKE GIRLS AND SHIT
Morning GWC. I slept like shit. How about you?
GIVE ME MY HAT BACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
My asian girlfriend has the greatest cleavage, I shit you not.
I think I look pretty darn fine for being 27 with 2 kids. [F]uck all you haters who
[F] Was going to do a sneaky on/off but the lighting was shit in all my "on"
Why don't you check each other's fit for... snugness and shit, I don't know
I can't seem to GIVE this shit away... Will you at least stroke my ego?
19[F] Had a shit day, wish you were here to make me forget it all...
I made this so you can masturbate to a caption that doesn't include animals, cheating,
I don't give a shit what you won, those jackets are butt ugly !
Today has been complete shit but at least I can make you guys smile!! Xoxo
I'll take "Shit You Only See in Tijuana" for $1000, Alex
When you're tired of your little brother's shit NSFW
When a pigeon shits on you.
When you know jack shit about epilepsy first aid but try to be helpful anyway
"...Eat my pussy, you worthless piece of shit"
If you wonder why National Geographic went from Good to Shit, (((here))) is your
"I'm going to piss and shit everywhere, and you can't stop me." - Pat,
She's got shit to get DONE, so if you wanna fuck her don't wait too long
When you look in the mirror and see a girl with no pants on whose parents are outside
Wendy heard you were talkin' shit (Daclusia) [Wendy's]
[F] 21; god I hate my body. It's this sadness and anger that's in my head every second
When you get the shit end of the genetics stick.
The shit you see at music festivals
I CRANK THAT SHIT TO 11 MFER!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GET THE HE'LL OUTTA THE KITCHEN!!!
Irma fucked my shit up, but you guys always cheer me up, so I'm back!
"I swear to God Randy, if you got that shit on my new sheets I'm gonna stomp
[24F] euroslut checking in after my first three days using testosterone propionate
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU WALK A MILE! IN MY SHIT!!!
I shit you not, they are all sisters
[F] would you mind to please pull my panties to the side and fuck the shit out of
I know they say when a woman whips out her hair tie, shits about to get real....but
[F] Hows everyone doing? Excuse the shit quality. Do you men/women prefer petite
Recently discovered Jinjer. Why haven't you guys told me about this shit??? Come
My stomach: HOLY SHIT YOU GOTTA GO TO THE TOILET NOW!! RIGHT FREAKING NOW!! Also
Turns out Hypnosis took practice. [Hypno] [Mindless] [doll] [You could sell her for
"I didn't ask, nor do I give a shit. I'll just pretend you got fat." [Asshole
? Got brave enough to post another! You all make me wanna go get a pedicure and show
It's only a little bit of shit. You'll be fine
Morning after. [breakfast] [She's already got the ingredients on the counter.] [Holy
When he was in prison for 6 years, has 18 gang tattoos and beats the shit out of
Who gives a shit if he has a GF? Your tits are bigger, your pussy is softer. Take
This Shit is New! ? What do you think? [F]
"Oh shit, you fucker" is right [audio]
Holy Shit, You Give The Best Massages.
Sorry ladies, but if you're not 7ft, russian, buff as shit, and throw hatchets for
im a little shy and innocent-looking but you won't believe the depraved shit that
A strike from the whip of a Harpie Lady can be immensely painful... or pleasurable
When you feel like shit... Post naked content of yourself on the internet, right?
"Holy shit bro... alright you win, it's defo bigger"
Probably the worst thing I've ever been sent by someone wanting to become an approvedcel.
When you leave literal pieces of shit in a parking lot.
Be Careful What You Wish For [scent] [sweat] [smegma] [piss drinking] [scat] [shit

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