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My friend tells me he submitted this but it got downvoted into oblivion? What?

The night before he died, a friend of mine drew something on the wall in the bathroom

My roommate/best friend is a tattooist. He drew this flash and I got the original.

Told my boyfriend to eat some eggs for a real breakfast and to send me a pic so I

So my friend accidently got someone elses package in the mail. He opens it anyway.

Told hi(m) to get it ready before I got home...he didn't disappoint :)

I got this through snapchat from a close friend that works with me. I was in the

My German friend Jörg loves crosswords. But when it came to "organ in the mouth?"

Just got out of the shower, he's [m]y cock when it's soft. I guess you could say

Night after our wedding. Just got to the hotel. This picture makes me so hot. I love

My brother got me mad when I texted him and told him I had a bad day. Naturally,

I bet the designer of this billboard can't believe he got away with it

I finally did it. Got someone so mad they angry PMed me. I'm brown, he's green.

Someone finally got pegged! Cock went all the way in. He LOVED it!

My grandpa, even in his old age, is a HUGE supporter of Bernie, and he's overjoyed

Dumbfuck was learning his place in the new order he loved it when his mistress got

Some guy didn't proof read his classified ad before it got sent out to a building

My father-in-laws golden puppy Thor got bit by his brothers Bulldog he's been out

Couldn't post in the comments anymore since Trump supporters get butt hurt so I took

My wife first time with a stranger on snapchat while I`m out travelling. She sendt

(M) so goodnight Reddit but I will still be posting for my main fantasy. That had

How do I tell my TA I had a dream that he and hes friend tag teamed me.. it's got

Boy only asked for one Christmas present this year and he got to open it early

[M/S] Strange news. At least he got a hand job out of it.

(m) Thank you guy's for informing me I got all the signs crazy I never knew he felt

My cuck bet me $200 I wouldn't fuck a total stranger from the bar.... He paid up

I always wanted a romantic honeymoon in Paris, but I never imagined it like this...

My religious parents were very happy to hear that I got myself a modest girlfriend

My religious parents were very happy to hear that I got myself a modest girlfriend

My medium Terra got here and he’s GORGEOUS. As made obvious by this picture it’s

My medium Terra got here and he’s GORGEOUS. As made obvious by this picture it’s

My best friend's mom visited me in my dorm room. That was weird enough in and of

This weekend was the first time my friend and her boyfriend tried a girl. She watched

My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father's Day. I know it was very expensive

Hubby got me this outfit he has no idea Ill be sharing it with all of you . This

Reminiscing about offices pre-pandemic: I got there right at 4pm and it turned out

My dad told me "if you keep dressing like this around me, I'm going to lose

Deep-throating is second nature to me, it got better when he [f]lipped me over ?

its been a long time since i got hog tied an rode in the barn...ahh the memories

Deep-throating is second nature to me, it got better then he [f]lipped me over ?

Deep-throating is second nature to me, it got better when he [f]lippeC me over ?

Deep-throating is secKnd nature to me, it got better when he [f]lipped me over ?

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