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Your Jedi mind trick will not work on... Oh... I will take you to Jaba now (NSFW)
This guy better not click any NSFW links [SFW]
Most people put a sock on their door handle... not my roommate.
My neighbors put up their xmas lights, I'm not sure they looked at them before they
What NOT to do while eating a banana
just found this on my PC - don't know where it comes from, but it's just too hilarious
He said "I'm old, not dead."[nsfw]
It's not the same
This made me not fap for an hour and 17 minutes...
Please do not lick, stroke or mount.
Peter Griffin does not approve (xpost from Gonewild)
This is why you should not sleep naked.
[probably NSFW] You are not the only one who thinks "DAT ASS"
Just noticed my co-worker's not so subtle addition to my desktop background.
Googled "Majestic Creatures" was not disapointed.
I'm not very good at sexting. [NSFW]
That was not in the brochure!
Decided to check out recent photobucket uploads for the hell of it. Was not disappointed.
Google'd Not Porn. Found this.
I played the old "flip to a random page of 50 shades..." Was not disappointed.
Dude, that's not how you ride chairlift.
How do you not feel that draft?
When a nsfw link does not have boobs...
"How was work today honey?" - "not bad at all!"
Why not just offer the sex outright?
Was NOT in Spy Kids
My GF does not always wake up before i do, but when she does...
I have a sneaking suspicion that my father did not take his (mandatory) army service
My boyfriend has been asking me not to leave my hair on the shower wall. This is
Nice to meet you Kelly! I feel I made a social blunder by not learning your name
[NSFW] How do you not notice this??
This image is not NSFW
My old man sent me this, why are they not designed for this use!?
Perhaps not the best choice of pants to wear out in public..
Googled "I don't know how to respond to that," was not disappointed.
Tried to Google an image of a "spork" and I accidentally typed "spirk".
Typing "America Boner" into Google image search does not fail to impress.
Oh not THIS again
Twerking is not for everyone
Michael, do you always close the office when you're not here?
UPS man dropped off package to my apt. I assumed it was mine and opened it immediately,
Wife currently not speaking to me after snooping my email inbox...
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!
It was my roommates birthday yesterday (who is a die hard Cub's fan). My mom posted
Why Ancestry.com is not very popular in Mississippi.
Things are not always as they appear
Static cling is not good when you s decide to go commando...
Something's not right....ohhh
Just did a Google image search for "dictator". Was not dissapointed [NSFW?]
So my friend is not biggest fan of Kim Kardashian...
That is not leopard print. A little NSFW
Get Out of My Way, This is the Definitive Winner of 'Not My Job' Contest
So I asked Google what an angry dragon is...not what I expected...
I know your dirty mind! It's not what you think it is.
This was served to an elderly lady at a hospital, she was not pleased
I wanted to catch a thief, was not expecting this [NSFW]
When my gf tries to turn me on but I'm just not in the mood
it was not what I threw
That's not the 23rd psalm.
New bathroom art... Wife not amused

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