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Friends have said if Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal had a child, it'd be me.

Happy 30th birthday, she said, I hope you enjoy the lingerie and wine I bought for

Who said JLaw was overrated??

[F] you guys said you wanted boobs?

I work at a computer repair shop. The customer that brought this in said it was his

Time for this one again. It can't be said enough.

I withdrew 4200 presidential dollar coins from the bank and my friend said she wanted

Reddit, meet my roommate... She said this after she woke up hungover from a big drunk

a guy I know asked for my reddit username today... I said try to find me ;) [f]

Someone actually said this at work today.

Because EVERY pm said to strip...same pose; no pants (f)

You said Netflix and chill.

Had my spleen removed yesterday, it's at least three times larger than the average

TIL After the news of 9/11 was broke to Bernie Sanders, he ran home and locked himself

He said to ready both my holes (f)or him - no small feat

Who said you don't mastrubate on reddit .!

Dad walked in and said, "Y'all are gonna make me a new one".

Happy Valentine's Day! Wife said if this pic gets the most upvotes in this sub then

Who said you need to do your hair to look beautiful?

Equality is good for everyone they said.

My friend is learning towel origami. I said it was a waste of time. He left this

Co-worker saw me in a normal shirt and said, "Damn girl! Where you been hiding

I always try to hide my tummy in pictures, but this time I said 'fuck it'. PMs welcome

Ok, you said you were ready. (F, 41)

She said if it's popular we can share all of her pics

She said if they like this we can post more, let's make her not nervous!

Girlfriend, 25, said she'd share a lot more if enough people like her body

My mum always said, when the weather starts getting colder make sure you put warm

Truuuuu (r/funny said this was porn....)

I'm pretty self-conscious about my pussy, so I'd be lying if I said posting this

I ALSO TYPED "THE_PACK" AS THE PASSWORD AND THEY SAID IT'S TOO MFKING STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone said I can post here :) [OC]

I'm pretty hot ... (she said)

Someone said I should post it here ;) What you think? [oc]

Someone said I am anorexic :D But I still have nice pair of tits ;) [oc]

A bunch of you said you'd like a better peek at my eyes, so here it is in better

I think I should quit this sub. I seriously just said to my guy “I’ll be your

Someone said I am cute here ;) What you think? ;) [oc]

Mods said my last post was too Mild. I'm (F)ucking bringing it this time....happy

and God said "Let there be boobs"

At that moment, Billy knew what his mother meant when she said, you’ll know when

My friends said I can't wear this out...should I anyway? (f)

I know what she said, but... makeup and lingerie are this girl's best friends ??

Daddy said he'd spank me if this gets enough attention... please help [F] 21

My mom always said I have “child bearing hips”

4 months ago someone said that this image would look better with canine dicks [Red

A (f)avorite redditor said they missed me around here ❤

Daddy said that my body is made to be bred by him

If I said I liked your face, would you hold it against me? ?

You said if I got naked you'd get naked too, so why are your pants still on?

The comments said I have a superiority complex, so why don’t you come put me in

See, I wasn’t lying when I said the Starbs drivethru is my favorite place to play?

Someone said I needed a bigger plug. (OC)

"Her boobs are too big and there is too much beer in my refrigerator"..

It's been said before but, Karen Gillan was so deliciously fuckable in Jumanji.

It's destroy dick December now. That being said, do you think you could handle me?

Someone said I look too sweet for this, but I just like doing dirty things

I said no three times, what are you still doing here? .... Hello?

Last time I posted here you guys said my dildo was too small. Am I doing it right

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