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TFW you'll never be jacked off by a giant cat serpent
tfw u stare in2 the dogs
tfw i get modded 4 this
tfw dick is suddenly in your mouth
tfw no kgf. Please upboat.
TFW I See Someone's Dong
TFW I need to svunt due to being weak but I can't identify jerkers in the wild without
tfw i see all these epic memes
Tfw you know someone is a serial killer, but you can't do anything about it
tfw you get sexually harassed on Toontown
TFW you can't TP test :(
TFW you make a dank banner but its so dank it can't be used because it will cause
TFW Pog is Log
Tfw no horse wife to live inside
TFW your boyfriend spends more time with his sister on vacation than you.
tfw your male twins turn homosexual before age 6
TFW your daughter hasn't done her homework
TFW I joined r/the_donald for karma but they find me out so I come here instead.
TFW you can't keep it all in.
TFW you need that shirt again
TFW someone posts their 10/10 dog and you know you'll never get to snuggle with them
Tfw the healer becomes the boss
TFW you're making a sandwich
TFW You Wake Up From A 8 Hr Coma And See 791 New Subscribers....
TFW your post on T_D hits 420 upvotes.
TFW you kill someone twice in 1h and they call an invisible p-mod to ban you
Tfw when you're bored at work. Atlanta here. PMs welcome, (hung) guys preferred ;)
Tfw you should have fucked more goats instead
TFW I bump Preggit from the mod list
TFW when you were born in the wrong decade.
TFW You have Mac, Landy, and Rants on your fantasy team (Slightly NSFW)
tfw you buy a vr porn subscription
Tfw your taste in fashion is too woke for Google
tfw GSC chooses Chiaki and Kyoko for bunny figures instead of Kaede who is actually
TFW you lose a bet and have to post your tits on reddit. [F]
TFW you will never get to go home and fuck a girl like this
TFW You Don't Want to Leave Your Bed. Who Wants to Cuddle Instead?
tfw when she's mad at you, but still thinks you're cute
TFW you unintentionally helicopter dick while trying to show abs bouncing in slow-mo
TFW your client says he'll only execute the multimillion $$$ deal only if your wife
Tfw r/worldpolitics is finally tolerable
TFW you'll never have a two tongued trans girlfriend.
TFW no Onee-san to hug in bed.
tfw your top just falls off during zoom ?
Tfw your entire dick fits comfortably in one hand
Tfw your nrpples match your panties :)
TFW I get rejected by my crush
TFW all you want is let a black man get pleasure from your thick Texan booty and
TFW you can pick sissy for gender for anon cam fun
TFW I read a dirty message from a stranger

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