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When I'm With You

When you work across from a college campus and you see all the guys with there hot
You know the sex was good when you wake up with a bite mark on your ass (f) so maybe
When you find a perfect enough specimen, you should treat it with the care it deserves
You know it was a good night when you wake up with a dildo, a butt plug, a paddle
When couch surfing, if the couple you're crashing with wants to fuck, you say "YES!"
when you broke af but you're the only one in the dopehead crew with a car
You know it was a good night when you leave with a nice, red handprint on your ass!
When you eat the ass so good, she rewards you with a water break.
When you black out on your date, and he reminds you with a pic message in the morning.
When You Discover You Have Two to Play With
when you blow one and send a pic to your favorite kinky friend that you chat with
When you so lonely, you have an orgy with yourself
When you're [31] with 3 kids, the shower is usually the only place you can get off
YOU ALWAYS PULL THIS S**T WHEN WE STOP BY CARLS JR ON OUR FIELD TRIPS MFER!! YOU"RE
When you're white and you go shopping with your black friend
You'll have your hands full when you're with me ;)
When you catch yourself in your mirror as you wake up... Yep, I'm happy with that.
When you're so in love with a girl you don't even wank to her
When You're On A Diet And Someone Tempts You With Cakes ..... ???
when your boss you loved the most left the company and you take seat at his old desk
When your SO has to help you with an underboob ouchie because you literally can't
When you try to take a cute pic on your phone with “burst” but you get distracted
When you're trying to be glamorous, but its really just you alone in your room with
When wi[F]ey’s legs are spread open this this, she’s all yours and do whatever
When you’re at a work trip and the wife sends you this with “he’s coming over
When you're married to a slut, sometimes you come home to find her Kiking with a
When life gives you lemons, rearrange the letters til you end up with melons ?? (From
When you have Jennette McCurdy and Miranda Cosgrove in your bed what would you do
When you're with a sweep, you're in glad company!
when you can have a threesome with Jennette McCurdy and Miranda Cosgrove how would
When you're alone in a space ship with Jennifer Lawrence what would you do?
When you are in trouble ask for wonder woman to come and save you, here it's a selfie
When you came my way, You brightened every day, With your sweet smile.
You’re stuck on the phone with someone who seems intent on orating an epically
When She Hulk is more ripped than you and you're ok with it
When you tell her you watch movies with strong female protagonists
When you're a narcissistic halfling lore bard with a high libido and a simulacrum,
When you pass someone in the street with the same top as you
You just never know who she's going to be playing with when you get home every day
When your sub tries to stroke you, but you have been spoiling yourself with booty
When you're ready to snuggle with your little but you haven't found her yet
when you're hanging out with a buddy and you can't help but get hard
You had already been getting cold feet, when the man your gf is meeting up with snapped
When you quarantine with your homegirl and you both wanna play video games
When you quarantine with your homegirl and you both wanna play video games
When you watch a movie, has it ever crossed your mind how your favorite actress (take
You know you're a sissy when your body merges with your cage ?
When you come home and your mommy is alredy wet so you can side right in her to fill
When you wanna bake with your sister but all she wants to do is give you lifting
When you date someone with kids, you have to impress all of them. [implied blowjob]
When you want a reporter to facefuck, you can't go wrong with CNBC's Meg Tirrell.
When you wished to be rich and powerful you didnt think it would come with Princess
When you reconnect with that girl from high school you had a crush on and shes very
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
When you finally convince the wife to bring her friend on vacation with the two of
When you're this thicc you need more than one friend to play with
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?

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