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And he said they were for his eyes only

And then I said...

And she said take me now!

And they said Sport Climbing wasn't dangerous [NSFL]

said i'd never take nudes but a guy i was talking to [f]rom school had me so wet

And they said it was impossible (x-post from /r/wtf)

And i said, what about Jackson[m] and Tiffany[f]? And you said...? First post! Pm

and she said we were not gonna have sex.

And then she said "honey it was just a photo shoot nothing happened." [F]

And I kissed her goodbye, said all beauty must die. [F]

And the boob angels said "Let there be tits!"

And they said nothing good comes out of porn.

"And on cake day God said: Let there be butts! And it was good."

"And the Lord said 'Let there be ass.' And the ass was good..."

And my now EX wife said no woman would want me fucking them with this for two hours

And with much gusto and air, he said thus:

And Sean said, "Let there be content!" and there was content.

"... and in an hour, I'll come back and let you go." "An hour? You

And they said succubi were heartless!

And God said, "Let there be boob". And they were.

And lo, the Lord Etho said unto Mindcrack and Hermitcraft...

And the Lord said the land would be blessed with bountiful milk and honey

And the Lord said...

"And the Lord said 'Let there be ass.' And the ass was good..."

And as he looked upon what his kilt did lift and show he said "Lad, I don't

And he said to them, go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation.

And she said she had three presents for me tonight! I can't wait to see what the

And he's already said he likes me being topless, so I don't have to worry about covering

And the Lord said to Moses: "But lift up your rod, and stretch out your hand

and God said "Let there be boobs"

And God said, "Be fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth and govern it."

And God said, "Be fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth, and govern it"

Tinder date laughed and said I had a "cute little cock". What do you think?

and they said that money can't buy it

"and what about this position?" I said as I got into another position,

And on the billionth day of quarantine, god said, “Let there be light!!” ? (mf)

"And then he said 'OMG your boobs are out' and I said 'You're not from round

and she said to you that i'm like a brother to her [gif][cheating]

He was 19 and said 'this is better than opening present.!'?(Fucking in his Mom's

And [f]or the even fewer amount of redditors that will see this: y'all said this

and on the seven day, god said "let there be ghosties!". no wait, that

Dude said he was thirty and the lady said "no you are fucking not".

What a day. If I said it was a hard one, would you hold it against me? (f) 39

And the Lord said, "She'll have no ass, but her tits will be huge. Like really

Said "I need a haircut soon" and my roommate looked at me like I was crazy

And the Lord said, "She shall have no ass, but her boobs will be huge. Like

"and now i only need to finish this girls schedule, change the records and head

And she said it couldnt be doneOC MF my sexy wife is now my sexy and squirting wife

And who ever said that fantasies can't be made to order? Hit me up at http://Onlyfans.com/ava_hadley

Wish he would have stopped and said hello :) [GIF]

And I said what I said and I meant it s,,nap*givingode!

And then I said: let's put the plug on and take a PLASTT!

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