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What he said. What I said.
"Let's go to the finals", he said. "Okay", she said.
Please no more bullying, friendos! Today, at school some guy came over to me and
Boy[f]riend got mad when he asked if I like big cock. He said I can't do better than
I said no long ago, he said I will warm to him.
Well... (m)y bestfriend said her bf could take the condom of(f) :) he said it feels
Sooo there was this guy in our team... He said he's eleven and he didn't want to
NSFW. He said men were pigs and he was a decent guy. Messaged for a bit, seemed true,
Husband said be extra slutty. Try something new he said. Well [F]uck, okay.
Showed my friend this pic (of my ass) and said it was of a girl. He said "she"
"Rollerblade high," my cousin said, "It's the best," he said.
I said am cumin he said am cumin wit ya[f]
My friends wants to know what you guys think about his bubble butts. He said he will
"Install skimpy mods", my penis said "it'll be sexy", he said
She said she masturbates a lot, and he said....
"I thought my brother was joking when he said he was going to take a dump"
"post a pic of your pussy" my b[f] said. I asked why. he said "because
When he said he wanted his car to have a spoiler, this isnt what he meant
She said he said Izod
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
Joe Biden said buy a shotgun. He said nothing of clothing. [OC] the Meth of July.
I said, What you like about me? He said, That your ass fat
I said, ‘What you like about me?’ He said, ‘That your ass [f]at’
I like taking nudes to tease my husband while he's at work, he said this one is too
[f] daddy said to show you my pussy. My pussy is jusr for his cock, but he said anyone
“Well you must be excited...” he said. I said, “what? Yeah of course I am why?”
[f] I gained a little weight. He said he doesn't care. Would you?
I said karma whore, he said regular whore
(f) Sent this to the bf while he was at work. He said it made him instantly hard.
I loved jerking off to Ashley Tisdale on the "He Said she said" video back
[F/D] He said he wasn't going to cum inside me
The orthodontist said her teeth were perfect. At least she thinks he said teeth.
My Best Guy Friend Told Me a Dirty Joke Today said I Looked Very Fertile. He said
My Guy Friend Said I am So Fertile Because of My Tiny Waist and Big Ass, Blonde Hair,
Let's go for a hike she said, let's share those tits he said... [F35]
When my friend called me for a favor, of course I said yes. Next thing I know I wake
[#1] I was going up the stairs to my apartment when I bumped into this girl, we both
"And then he said 'OMG your boobs are out' and I said 'You're not from round
Real mom posting here again. Moved houses with my son and you can say that things
My BWC daddy said I’m locked for a year. ? he said I can cum from anal though ?
"Well," Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"
Fuegojake had no problem showing alecia to me. He said he didn’t want her face
Legendary cyclist Gino Bartali delivered messages by bike for the Italian resistance
Not what she was expecting when he said he was into BDSM and Nailing
“The sex,” he said. “I just wanted to make sure that we were okay. That things
Like he said, if it fits, he'll give it to you...
You thought he was joking when he said your ass needs to be mounted on the wall.
Wearing this to vote, an old man volunteering asked me if I was there to vote very
Dad took this photo of me before I went out to dinner. He said "I need a pic".