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MRW my Fiancé suggested anal
MRW My parents walk into my room and I didn't know they were home.
MRW my girlfriend turns around and she's wearing a bikini.
MRW someone tried to put General Mills cereal in my shopping buggy
MRW a nonSTEM does nonSTEM things
MRW downdobbies on /r/braveryjerk
MRW I saw the XL bad-dragon toys
MRW I'm walking and a guy leans out his car window and yells "I'd fuck that!"
MRW I like to give my boyfriend a perfunctory blowjob before we get a little freaky
MRW a guy I'm texting says "There's a theory about undisciplined children from
MRW my FWB tells me about his plans to get a tattoo on his dick.
MRW my douchebag ex rips out my heart then proceeds to tell me "There's plenty
MRW my brother's girlfriend of 2 months disapproves of me doing homework at a family
MRW there is cripple karaoke night but they forgot the mic stand
MRW I see men complaining about the "last drop" after they pee like it's
MRW I pull up to an intersection and see another driver blowing clouds
MRW switching to an MVP3 after using an Ego Twist for over a year.
MRW i'm having a good game as Soraka
MRW I accidentally "like" a picture on facebook from 4 years ago because
MRW I can finally feel something in my G-spot, but playing with it just makes me
MRW people complain about trans girls in female bathrooms [somewhat NSFW]
MRW I see this bedspread on reddit
MRW I'm hard and I have no way to hide it
MRW a girl says she has a better butt than me
MRW the last two weeks of the semester snuck up on me
MRW the only thing that got dry and itchy this winter are my areolas. [NSFW] for
MRW I'm shocked by Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump's ability to turn invisible and
MRW I see a hairy chest
Mrw the front page is full of newb fags
MRW I go out dancing and some girl stops dancing with me saying that I suck at it
MRW we're being brigaded
MRW cucks don't think I'll pull the Trump card.
Mrw i survive the pulse shooter, but get aids from a gay blood donor
MRW I find out that a family member spanked my 13 y/o cousin. (More in thread, Poss.
MRW I get mistaken for a girl because of my posting style...
MRW I'm trying my hardest to seduce Donkey Kong
MRW I realize It's not a glawk™
mrw I hear Kanye chopping up a soul sample in the studio and making an insane beat,
MRW my SO showed me /r/cockkisses
MRW black people constantly bring up slavery
MRW frend asks why there's so much biss on the floor in bublic restroom ¦DDDD
MRW I see a NSFW gif at work but still click it and see that it's actually NSFW and
mrw i see my roommates sneak off to bone (nsfw)
MRW someone doesn't tag their post NSFW and I see a thumbnail with some titties while
MRW It's O(f)ficially December
MRW I finally get ready to progress past chapter 4 on my second playthrough
MRW I see my GF for the first time after quarantine
MRW I realize I forgot to log out of my main and into my alt before praising my own

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