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Or how about just rage faces on breasts? (hubby might be a tad bit surprised when
when i was 8 or 9, "Humbug" was the first X-Files 
episode i saw and it
When my friend or I see posers while walking downtown. We get urges to do this.
When asked Obama or Romney I say neither… bot for Pedro!
When I browse NSFW or Gonewild
When I reached back and spread (m)y asshole open (F)or him...
When people day junkies don't care about others or that we don't need naloxone, this
When the Young prince was finally born, everyone was mystified by his bat like eyes.
When a NSFW post makes it to the front page with little or no comments...
When all you have to do at work is watch TV or play with yourself. Can you guess
When you post on Ladyboners and get no comments or PM's
when the fat fuck in line cant decide if he wants 20 chicken MCfuckit or 30.
When you can't avoid the RS "Girls" ingame... or in real life.
When you can't spell your job title or employer's name properly.
When You're Too Lazy to Go to the Bathroom or Take a Shower
When she's ready [f]or it
When you're patiently waiting [f]or the d
When someone asked me if I consider myself skinny or atlethic I told them "Nah,
When our weird uncle asks if we want to see Goatse or Lemon Party, we have no idea
When kitten cooks [f]or me [OC]
When she's waiting (f)or me, she gets quite excited...
When you have an ~ass ton~ of student loans... make a deal here or kik @ SeeEmerson
when her face is hidden, it's art or fashion
When Round One can't wait [f]or full nakedness
When we go for walks in the forest preserve she will dress like this and let her
When he asks what is [f]or dessert, you just push hi[m] down
When they provide the perfect blue up light in the floors...you gotta take a titty
When she noticed my tiny clit during our first intercourse, she gave me a choice-
When he’s away I can’t help but play reading all your comments. Makes me want
When you ask your family for a car or college fund instead of having a quinceañera
When you look at this picture, what do you see? Identify theft? Or a merge?
when ur not sure if u want to suck my titties, or fucc my mouth first [oc]
When no one ends up joining you (f)or your shower ?
When you are big tits lover and cannot decide if you like blondes or brunettes more
When she's spread, small tits or big tits are more than fine!
When I work out a lot I seem to lose my boobs. Do you have a preference? Toned and
When eating these it’s either intense eye contact or none at all. Forgot to make
When you pull out, do you want to finish on my feet or ass?