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I just found on that [m]y (ex-)girlfriend was still cheating on me with the same
Of course, it's from 4chan but this shit cracks me up every time.(NSFW)
My friend drunk-texted me saying "Japanese animated porns da shit!!" Thought
Scarlett Jo don't got shit on me
This shit's boring me already.
(f)eeling like shit, anyone want to try and cheer me up?
GF sent this older pic with a little [f]ur to cheer me after a shit start to the
Don't tell me how to open shit
Send me things(: like poems and shit;) (f)
This diva looks like she got caught in a fishnet. Honey you need to take that shit
Getting all Zen and shit late at night. Anyone care to meditate naked with me? PMs,
I act like shit don't [ph]ase me..
I say fuckit! so I lost a lot of weight the last 2 years, unfit and sit too much
My Photoshop teacher told me this was shit. I told him to shut up.
Just got back from pain management clinic. I'm a bit opiate naïve but took 2 years
Been a little while. Sorry about that! Please take this as an offer of forgiveness.
[NSFW?]It's shit like this that makes me feel bad about myself
Goodnight reddit. Leave me cute shit????
Men should call this the snake dance because this shit straight up hypnotizes me.
Come pound the shit out o[f] me
Just out the shower. Do what you want. Pleasure the shit out of me
After I got [f]ucked good and still waiting on bed for my man to pound the shit out
Hungover as shit. Help me ;)
Look at my wife's tight creamy pussy. Looking for a Dallas guy to me fuck the shit
DIY PVC spreader bar (please stop leaving me alone unsupervised or this shit happens.)
Goddammit twitter timeline. Don't make me laugh at shit like this.
You aint shit to me!
MRW someone starts giving me shit
This shit gon' be the dea[f] of me
Cum (f)uck the shit out of me
Wasn't on board with Dove Cameron until this pic. Holy shit, what a juicy ass and
"Thank you so much for treating my son like shit and treating me with your cock"
Rihanna has me hard as fuck, wish I could have her on all fours and fuck the shit
IF YOU KEEP SENDING ME THIS SHIT I'M GONNA HAVE TO FUCKIN BLOCK YOU MFER
Tell me all the nasty shit you wanna do with my cock
Today was a lame-ness sandwich with a load of shit for dessert...good thing I got
Tell me about the time you first shot a load to little Kiki. What twisted shit was
Time to get shit done. But first, let me take a selfie.
My coworker annoys the shit of out me, but I forgive her
Make me shit
Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Anyone else just home strokin to teens during this coronavirus shit? Kik me
Ovidiius on Kik and I had a bet. He was talking a lot of shit and then tried to back
For every day u/kirtthenarrator doesn't give us our new ass shit bathroom flairs
Bimbo mommy Jenny McCarthy loves teasing the guys at the pool with her hot bod, before
Someone come keep me occupied, Scottish weather is shit? (f22)(OC)
Someone come keep me occupied, Scottish weather is shit? (f22)(OC)
Someone come keep me occupied, Scottish weather is shit? (f22)(OC)
Today's my birthday. Haven't done anything. No friends to do shit with lol keep me
Good Morning Lovelies ? apologies for this shit quality but I've got me an early
Sometimes I just wanna comment “this same shit you charged me $20 for on Onlyfans.”
Sexy lil hoe at walmart charging dudes $50 for her phone number and a picture of
[OC] I had to age up one of my fav OCs for a story, and I didn't expect to love him
So so sexy ass little Chicago bitch with a dick in her mouth and middle fingers in
(OC) Would you fuck the shit out of me ?
My husband doesnt know shit about reddit. I'm looking for a partner, follow the instructions
Stick it deeper I dont want there to be any shit on my Bulls cock tonight If there
Would you fuck the shit out of me on the beach?
Need an portmanteau for "gooning on THC". Cuz that shit has me two hours
I'm a baby barista, they tell me to wear this shit ;)))

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