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That Kid

I know it is a compliment but it reminds me that ass blackmailed as a kid...

My klee kai Juno. She is seriously the biggest handful, on top of having 2 kids that

Alright, kids. It's that time of year again. Stay safe and have fun with it.

(M) Man IDC if y'all expose us that just mean y'all was watching me.whole time I've

(M) well my kids are here and I'm not that sick of a fuck to be taking dick pic with

(M) well I'll be back going for my run just hoping that's not a turn off. But none

(M) ain't no front my way.... instead of being sexual now that I have yo'ur full

Husband is shocked that his wife's body changes after 3 kids, complains about it

'90s kid that will be "cool" when they get older starter pack

My wife has been sending pictures to my work buddy. She didn't know he's one of my

I feel very bad for the kids that are going to have to grow up with Mothers like

Lol. I used to do that with my kids when they were little every time we went to the

(M) For everyone out there. Im in a 10yr relationship thats on the rocks right now

(M) damn i just spent damn there 400...Dollars and still got xtra its. Shame my kids

How I subtly inform my friends that my upcoming BBQ will NOT be kid-friendly

(M) And remember. You broke up wit me and kicked me out for no reason said I was

(M) we dnt have to be together ok Let me just see my kids thats all.I ask this my

Me next to mini-8oz. soda can. (No! I’m kidding! It’s a regular 12 oz can. But

New I hear someone tell their kid that the ice-cream van only plays music when it's

30F, 1,63m (5'4''), 62kg (137lbs) - lost 52kg (115lbs), had an abdominoplasty. I

After 18 years and 2 kids together, this is the view of my 37 year old wife that

They were studying color so the school principal brought in some glasses that allowed

(m) Aj and his uncle had something to do with my car. Tried to take us out SMH me

[M] 26, 58 kg. Often been made fun of because of my skinny body and been told that

My beautiful fantastic wife being happy when finding out she’s gotten pregnant.

Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Shakira - If you are a 90's kid than there's a 99.9999

Now that the kids are back to school part time, I get so lonely hunny. I just laid

My wife spreading her pussy open. I don't think this looks like a pussy that squeezed

Things I used to hate as a kid that I love as an adult; spanking and naps...

Anyone else remember that time at the end of 2014 when we reversed the flow of time

I'm not kidding when I say that I nearly always wake up horny. This is me this morning

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked

So exhausted but I'm not allowed to stop until all of my masculinity slips away.

Why is it that bigots always call you "kid"? Also he blocked me after sending

I been saying that shit ever since I was a kid snap ankenygirl31

The best curve on a woman is her smile...just kidding look at that booty!

2 kids later and still that PAWG (OC)

I’m a Illinois Mom that’s 32... Let’s play while the kids are at school ?

I’m a Illinois Mom that’s 32... Let’s play while the kids are at school ?

yea dude i hypnotized her awhile back and since im kinda of fond of you, you can

Would you put your kids in a west african girl that looks like me??

Now the kids that come to your shows s'nap-hitgreedy

When you get that pre kid body back

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