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Lose the bra they said...[f]

And they said Sport Climbing wasn't dangerous [NSFL]

Saw this on /r/ funny they said "friendzone level" I think it could be

Take her canoeing, they said

And they said it was impossible (x-post from /r/wtf)

x-post from LBGW - They said you would like me here :)

"Post more like this one" they said. MIL[F] obliged

Get her a book they said...

This is how my job interview went, ultimately they said I was flexible enough for

F/22/5'3" [156lbs > 138lbs] Lifting will make you bulky, they said. Slight

And they said having a long-distance sub was a waste o[f] time ...

When they said "lick the balls" she wanted to do it the hard way...

have some fun outside they said

It'll be fun they said

Yes, there's a good view of the beach they said

Mike Wazowski cosplay. Mike couldn't be made into a slutty Halloween costume, they

xpost from gonemild. They said you'd like my new shirts.

Lower and tighter, they said...

And they said succubi were heartless!

Remember when they said learning could be fun?

“Come see the Chimps, grandma” they said. “It’ll be fun.”

Whip it out they said!

[33F] They said my tiny tits are great. What do you think?

Join the Legion they said... (Nyuunzi)

Leave your beach wedding by BOAT, they said.....

Don't stick your dick in crazy they said..but Hex is fine! (Tofuubear) [Pokemon]

When they said sniff for BOMBS, he got confused.

Exactly what they said...

And they said Boy Scouts was a waste of time [BDSM, Bondage, Female]

And They Said Rollerblading Was Gay

Once upon a time, I showed an unsuspecting (f)friend my posts and they said B&W

Welcome back Finley I missed you so much. He was so happy to see me again. They said

Belgian chocolate is the finest, most sophisticated chocolate in the world, they

WYFMW? They Said Yes! Album in Comments

and they said that money can't buy it

Sent this to someone and they said I look like the Birth of Venus, what do you think??

Don't stick your dick in crazy, they said.

Beware The Forest They Said

I thought it was ugly until I showed it to some friends recently & they said

Learn to cook in quarantine. It’ll be fun, they said. Oh you live in America and

When they said the guy's girlfriend was a whale, this was not what I assumed

"Bye-bye, brains!" they said just before, probably. (art by Scaley-Randy)

Size doesn't matter, they said.

Jeans will hide it they said ?

I definitely got caught by a nice couple after this one, but they said I made the

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