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How to ask for a date: Notice the tenderness in his eyes and the gentle way he puts
wikipedia is going to make me go to hell (maybe NSFW)
GOP's answer to the SOTUs, according to Google (slightly NSFW)
When a friend sends you an embarrassing photo it's supposed to be submitted to reddit
I decided to watch some porn and I saw this (Going to put as NSFW just in case)
Started using Google Drive for the first time. Set up a folder for me and my friend
Lee's Garden strikes again. Really need to find a new place to eat...
My response to a FedEX postal worker when she quoted me $100 do ship a wedding invitation
My dad tossed this to me and said, "Bring it to college".
When I just managed to give an orgasm to my girlfriend.
It's probably time for me to go to bed [NSFW]
After a nine hour flight from NYC to a layover in Santiago De Chile airport, my first
So I found a love note my sister left for her husband and decided to add to it...
Went to Greece to take in the sites of an ancient civilization. Found this instead.
I think he picked the wrong demographic to promote his music to.
Went around campus today passing out roses to pretty girls that don't have valentines
I spent too much time trying to find the GOOGLE in the women's faces today. I think
Welcome to my castle. I had to get rid if the storage unit.
Decided to wack off instead of study for exams... Even the porn site wants me to
I think Denny's might be trying to teach me how to fist someone....(possible NSFW?)
My friend went to nursing school so I gave him a small plastic baby to take pictures
My slow cousin, Lil Mike, just decided to share this 12 minute lesbian porno to us
I just wanted a quiet night in with the lady. My drunk friends wanted to visit. I
Came back from lunch break to find I had a new addition to my toolbox
So the other night I was walking to the back door to my friend's party, upon walking
How to convert a lesbian atheist to Christianity (NSFW) [repost]
I tried to sow up a hole that was on the "Gooch" of my favorite pants.
Every once in awhile I get an email from StumbleUpon trying to get me to come back...
I work in IT, needed to pull a jpg off the net to test default programs. I was remote
I think my phone is starting to get to know me better.
Can't decide which one to wear to the club tonight...
Just found this in a gas station...I want to buy it to keep my cigarettes in.
No matter how hard I try, I can't bring myself to fap to any of these...
The only way to get Americans to watch soccer [NSFW]
While responding to a medical emergency, the mobile data terminal took us to this
[NSFW] Gave my friend a bag of chocolate pretzels today to cheer him up, needless
I went to the beach to see the sunset and saw this instead (NSFW)
Things to say to destroy a man's ego during sex.
It looks like this guy at Lincoln County Hospital (England) didn't want to wait to
Quite possibly the funniest thing to ever happen to me on Reddit. 7/23/12 NEVER FORGET
The journey to r/spacedicks has to start somewhere...
[NSFW] All these popped up in order in an entire row of suggestions to click on.
Found this image of my sons mean and nasty teacher from years ago on my computer.
As a little experiment I decided to change my sub 'CleanShave' from SFW, to NSFW
I...don't really have anything to add to this [NSFW]
Most of y'all wake up to your dogs face in the morning. This is what I wake up to.
In response to the guy who was thanking the dirty truck, this rolled in to work the
One of my friends works for Reel Doll and brought a dildo to my party tonight. My
Trying to be GG….not meant to be
My friend managed to get a pic of one of his AP Comp Sci frq... the graders are going
I want to go to there.
Opened a guys messaging app to try and find a contact to tell he left his phone at
Teacher asked us to circle around on our field trip. I look down to find this. Nsfw-ish
[NSFW]Decided to make some bachelor party T-shirts. I think it's going to turn out
My friend somehow convinced me to do this to Satchmo after the Jingle Bell Jamboree
Wife and I are condensing our belongings as we pack to move... Why do we have to
Rolling down the window as a kid to say hi to a friend
How to respond to wrong numbers (NSFW)
The only appropriate way to spank to your lineup.

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