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When you are 110lbs, no one expects you to be packing like Princess Teegra (f)
you know i love it when you [f]uck it right boy ;)
When you desperately start looking for ways to get into the club because you forgot
When you gotta go, you gotta go...
When you're stuck in an empty office and you're so horny that you can't resist taking
When You're Reading Dark Jokes and You Find Out Another Sub Will Ban You.
When you tell mom to look for you on TV.
when you can't buy a dildo because you still live with your parents so you improvise
When You're a Slut, You Love a Little Differently
When you get what you want but not what you need .
When you want to be polite but you don't want to catch niggeritis.
When you're white but you stole your first bike
When you're on break at Taco Bell but you have a phat ass
when you're pregnant but you need to be beach body ready by the weekend
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise
When you and your best friend are screwed but at least you're in it together
When you play the Game of Moans, you either live, or you cum.
When you just get back fro[M] work and you realize you have no one can take care
When you overtake so many cars you forget its a two-way street
When you don't have a retractable shower head so you have to get creative ;D [F]
When you don't even bother getting undressed all the way because you just need it
When you find out she's freakier than you expected
When you're too tired to explain twice that you don't want to sext
When you don't speak the language, but it's still clear what do you want
When you prove you were right all this time
When you had big stuff planned but didn't turn out the way you wanted it to be...
When you're about to shoot up the school and you see the black kid who has always
When you're tripping outside and you feel like one with nature
When you ask if you can finish on her, and she obliges.
When you've never been in a fight before and you're hoping you can sorta just play
When you're in one of those moods and your wife tells you to go jack off so you post
When you have fuck you money.
When you wanna tell your partner you have an STD but you're committed to a fabulous
You were really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man
When you (f)uck your guy so well that he cums inside you without intending to..
When you move houses and don’t remember where you packed your toys.. welp *unzips*
When you're nothing special but you [f]eel like posting anyway ;)
When you find a hallway that's hardly ever used with awesome lighting... you take
When you're on winter break you get to spend the entire day in your jammies ?
When you're so excited to fuck your lover that you greet him in the hotel hallway
When you enter the site and you think you will finally have a Lap Dance, but it has
When you have to pause your ga[m]e and play with a different joystick ? you know
when you're wife won't fuck you so you just edge to filthy fantasies shared with
When you find out you have kinky neighbors
When You're A MILF, You Get To Have A GREAT Ass. ?
When you try to be model-y-ish, but the reality is you're a 35 year old goofy idiot
When you are so vanilla you know people won't believe it:
You know you're horny as fuck when you tear open your briefs to get at your cock
When you sign up to be a trap, nobody ever warns you how annoying long hair can get
When you're stuck at work on a [F]riday, you get naked and have a little fun
When you realize that you live in the same neighborhood as an online cam girl...
When you have a big dick, you gotta make sure it's squeaky clean every time you shower.
When you think the coast is clear to take a picture only to look over and see a "bird
You know that moment when you just can't contain yourself, and the only thing you
When you cum so good you can’t help but smile ?
When you get a peek but pretend you didn't see anything
When you finally make her show you her dick
When you wake up feeling sexy, but you're too shy to take sexy selfies in front of
You know you're 45 when you need your reading glasses to take a selfie ?
When you're late to meet friends cause you were masturbating ?

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