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He wouldn't come over [f]or sex because of school in the morning...so I sent him
*"There are no morals in politics; there is only expedience. A scoundrel may
At lunch we pretend this kid speaks Spanish because he is very annoying.
He thinks he's a lap dog... (NSFW because my sister doesn't know what pants are)
I’m watching an interview of this guy who was frisked at the airport because he
Vaatu is a big Elder Scrolls fan. Probably because he IS an Elderly Scroll.
His mother always told him to eat more because he was fading away, but she never
Because you know, the last time he was in one he caused a bit of tearing on the way
Is Reddit still crazy about Justin Bieber's shenanigans? Because he just double-teamed
MRW my boss told me I'm working this weekend because he wants me to clean up his
My FWB says i shouldn't get boob work done because he likes them natural but i cant
A blind mans ***** is erect because he's blind
Guy gets a 25lb. implant because he wants to be a porn star.
He couldn't keep himself from cumming after noticing her waist to breast ratio. She
*THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY EXCEPTION* my friend doesn't have the "/r/RoastMe"
Because we all needed to know this. Did I mention he's 18 she's 36
My cycling buddy wanted to stop for a minute because he was cramping up a bit. NSFW/NSFL
Remember not to share this picture of Trump, because he hates it.
He's a jock and I'm his nerdy brother but when he throws parties I'm the one everyone
Removed him from my raid because he linked a fake achieve and was pulling less than
The reason pyro has been gone is because he's making new mech NSFW
He told me he put the camera down because things were about to get serious [F][M]
Get it? Because he's an eel.
Shifty drawing I drew for my friend because he likes monka
Because my he makes me feel beautiful~
He re[f]used to fuck me because I was bad, but he listened to you guys ?
Twitter banned Milo for life because he made fun of a bad movie. Peter Fonda called
He came all over me but it’s so hard to see because I’m so pale!
Leaves wife because he's afraid she'll cheat ends up cheating
He said I spent to much time looking at my phone. He would take it off me if I didn't
Daniel Thundercock over here still hasn't figured out how shadows work. Because he
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, thinks anthropomorphized Twilight
She did it because he asked, she just didn't expect to enjoy it so much.
He told me he's breeding me tonight and he's going to make me lie with his sperm
Dad won't let me adult toys because he thinks I'm a virgin. while i feed my pussy
(F19)My M is making me post this because he said you would like it I’ve never posted
because steve is a alpha he can make her do whatever he wants
He’s gonna call the police because I won’t give him free content.
He holds my face and head because I look so pretty sucking his cock in this position
He will be fine right? Because those onee-san will take care of him all night
Beware not alone the false prophet, but the misguided skeptic...if a skeptic denies
The heirs of Babel who arrogantly call themselves Gotthard will do everything in
He tied me up and repeatedly forced me to edge for over 30 minutes before finally

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