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I just got interview on Naked News. No idea what I said. [MIC]
My [f]irst attempt to make an album... Unfortunately my phone said that it doesn't
[F]or the guys who said I was too 'gonemild'
Go to college they said
Roommate said he liked this one...so I shall share with you all [f]
Not quite what I expected when my roommate said she carved a pumpkin for the house
Friend sent me this asking if I wanted ice cream. I said yes until I realized what
I think [F]ord said it best.. "She may not look like much, but she's got it
Asked my buddy what his (f)avorite picture of me is, he sent me this one and said
My dentist said I needed to [f]loss so I bought these ;) fappy Friday! :D
My roommate opened my nightstand to get Chapstick and just said, "What the fuck."
I would have said that this is my (f)ucking sweet ass but the wrapper is still on.
They said to lose the undies. [f]
Even Groot makes "That's what she said" jokes (Rocket Raccoon #3)
(f)or those who said my last post didn't have enough legs.
Wi(f)e said its been too long since we posted....
And the boob angels said "Let there be tits!"
My [f]riend said if I "were to post my nudes" I would probably get "a
She says that she is just okay after I told her this is fucking hot. I said, "let
The model I hired to do a sexy photoshoot backed out because it was "too revealing"
She was a skater girl, she said see ya later girl. (f)
I saw one of my Marines drawing this. He said the startled squirrel is an abstract
If I ever said I (f)ucked your bitch Just know I mean it
Who said lesbian girls are gentle?
No one is illegal he said
You said i needed more cum, is this more (f)lattering?
The driver said she was answering a text from her bae (details inside)
French Gymnast Samir Ait Said breaks a leg in Rio
What has some one said to you that you can never forget?
[F] My friend said that you guys might enjoy this ;). First time posting be nice!
Becky said she was on her way...
The things she said to bring it to this point...phew
"And the Lord said 'Let there be ass.' And the ass was good..."
Last night, in our hotel, the room next to us was occupied by a traveling baseball
"Too small !" - my ex-bf said.. What do you think ?
A lot of you said you missed me, so I'm back [f]
[18f] - You liked me last time, said I'd be back if you did. Keep showing you like
Someone said my pussy like octopus too. But I don't think so ;) [oc]
Someone said I need to be here ;) [oc] What you think? ;)
"You may want to consider a supplier with more discreet packaging" the
My boyfriend said im gonna get some dick tonight, this is probably why (f)
A girl at work said I had "big dick energy" the other day haha if only
(38)(OC) he said he wouldn't cum home w me tonight bc he liked me too much &
w/sound, enough said
Someone said it can be here ;) [oc]
My response to the person who said you look "okay for a mom"
"I don't know if this is the worst day of my life or the best", said the
Someone said I should post here, are my ghost nipples welcome?
Someone said I was getting kinda chubby but I think I wear it well ??‍♀️ (f)
A wise man once said
Someone said I gonna be one hot milf. True? ;) [oc]
The moment Zagreus said it, I knew what I had to do...
(f)18yo here! This is what happens when I read ALL your comments, I was not lying
He said he was going to fuck your throat as hard as he fucked your ex-girlfriend.
Someone said I should post here, Hi ?
My boss said there were no cameras in here
Who said yard work wasn’t fun?! ☀️??
They said they will keep my secret if i do as they say
Did someone said thighs?
"Kommandant... Ajax said that you had a fondness for bunnysuits, and gave me

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