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When I'm With You

When you still live with your parents, at least they bring you tea in the morning.
When you're so drunk you make out with a dude and don't even drop your cig
When you get a new thong in the mail you gotta give them nipples something to match
When you run out of juice, but find a forgotten bottle with just enough to get you
When you speak in tongues you talk directly with the lord
When you are bored and horny at work, and you can't deal with it.
You know he had [f]un when he leaves you with this
When will I be enough [F]or you? Yet you stray every day...and I keep putting up
When you match with a girl you know.
When you wake up and realise you have to try and deal with this
When you need something to play with and you're all alone
When she says, "you've got 10 seconds to do what you want with my tits."
When you saw this picture later you really regretted not going with her.
When you are in bed with a gal and you get very excited...
You know you hang out with nerds when these are the penis cookies getting made.
When you don't feel good and your friend covers you with stuffies
When you're so deep into a stim binge, with the power of true psychosis you're watching
You ever get upset when you see a gorgeous celeb with some schlub they're likely
When you feel up your tits with a latex glove, because you have a medical fetish
You were excited when she said you could come with her and her girlfriend to the
When you're with me its almost like you get two different chicks. The war paint sex
You don’t hear “no” too often when you where born with a bitch breeder ??‍♂️
When you crave the D but are disappointed with options available to you...
When you accidentally leak your nudes and everyone sees them so basically all your
When you're a Famous Orangutan, you can get away with anything
When your wife has been gone shopping for far too long you send this picture with
When your wife found out that you had a thing for her friend, she fully embraced
When you're trying to come up with a nice title but all you can think is ?HANG? THAT?
When i wake up in the morning love, and the sunlight hurts my eyes, and something
When you're being too lenient with your sub and you are a techie at heart
When the model you're shooting with is chatty but you need to finish the shoot...
When you are trying so hard to impress her with your badassary—you neglect to just
When you wake up too horny in the morning so you have to play with yourself
When she reminds you why you’re with her
You can fuck any celeb at any point in their career, who do you pick and when? I'm
When you get home, he'll be waiting up for you. Let him taste the mixture of your
When you can’t focus at work, you start playing with your uncut cock
When you have nobody to watch TV with so your partner in crime joins you.
When I saw that in my head popped a conversation with my male friend. He didn't tell
When your about to go out with your boys and your girls look at you like this!!!
You met up with a cute cosplay babe at a convention and you couldn't resist cumming
When I get home, I expect you to get on your knees and make out with my manly asshole
You're about to walk away from doing a deal with Jessica Alba's company, when suddenly
When you quarantine with your homegirl and you both wanna play video games
When you give him a blowjob, make it wet. The wetter, the better. Spit, slobber and
When you got no man to quarantine with, after 1 month of isolation you start going
when you're tryna make xxx content but you end up taking selfies with your stuffed
You can't resist whimpering and cumming into your undies when you're at the same
When you find someone you click with, it puts all the others to shame. [MF sex]
"When I asked you to use your shape-shifting powers to make me look like a young
When you try to film a video but all you end up with is a few cute screenshots...
you’ll never go hungry when you’re with me ?
You ? it when I tease you with my Toes & Soles
when you friends ask about your study-date with your androgynous goth classmate,
When you are the creator of the sub r/SanskariRandi posting day and night about Hindu
You're fuckin' with them basics when you really want the baddest ?
When you think the coast is clear to take a picture only to look over and see a "bird
When work makes you move to another state, you adapt with Shower Beers!
When life gives you small tits, you have to play with them
When you come home early from school and find your sanskaari mommy like this with

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