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When I'm With You

When touch-typing, you are supposed to type Y with your right index finger. I've
When you own your own woods, you can [F]rolick topless... with a smile! :)
When your coworkers girlfriend called you over to help her with something, you probably
When you're in /r/all clicking the NSFW links and you accidentally click a post in
You know you're Alberta when you see a truck with... [NSFW air freshener lol]
When you're with me, this is the view you'll have to get used to
When you think you have the sexiest butt but you're a skeleton with no flesh.
when you can't buy a dildo because you still live with your parents so you improvise
You know you've made it to the Big Times when you can fill your office with printers
When the bottom queen gets criticized for being repetitive with her joke but you
You waited for this every week, when you two could make it happen. You started to
When you lie to Sir about cuming so he ties you up and leaves you there with the
When you're bored with your current WIPs & don't want to start a new project
When the doctor is done with your bullshit and gives you the vaccine, whether you
When you came home with a black eye your Mom went to your bully's home to speak with
When you roll out with the Stryker keep an eye out for Ass Goblin. The Ass Goblin
When you're tripping outside and you feel like one with nature
When your wife returns from a night out with friends with a little gift for you
When you want #tohavefun with your #girlfriend but also with her #bestfriend in the
When you're out with a friend and get so horny you go to the restroom to touch yourself
When you're 18 and still living with your parents so you can't buy a proper dildo...
When you can't come up with a clever caption so you just make that your caption ;)
You were really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man
When you mess with character generation in Skyrim and end up with this.
When you like your cups filled with milk, I like mine with tequila
when you are presented with an asshole ... you perforate ... you do not start thinking
When you find a hallway that's hardly ever used with awesome lighting... you take
You asked for VIDEO of this 6’ leggy Amazon, so here it is ??. Wanna hear how I
When you're an older Gender-Queer'd, tired, college student with existential dread
When the boss leaves early for the day, the employees will come out to play. You
When you have to pause your ga[m]e and play with a different joystick ? you know
When You Have A Cool Relationship With Your Roommate ...(but you still can't help
When you try to photograph yourself with a DSLR with no view monitor [30s]
when you're wife won't fuck you so you just edge to filthy fantasies shared with
When you are to clumsy to live, so you try and make up for it with your upside down
When Daddy explores my body with his big hands every part o[f] me drips with pleasure.
When you see someone with the same outfit as you [Ankha, Isabelle, Digby, Marshal]
You got hard when you see your little daughter stared the black kid at pool. How
When you have a brother with a foot fetish during quarantine and you let him do his
When you got no man to quarantine with, after 1 month of isolation you start going
When you go to some fancy club with a bunch of slutty girls you should really pay
You've been driving out to the country with mommy Connie Britton for a few hours.
When you paid extra for 2 day guarantee shipping on some bath salts Monday &
When You're A Slut Who Lives With Your Parents, You Have To Take Boys To A Forest
When you cant play with anyone else the best option is to play with yourself (23)
You mean... I'm just supposed to play with myself all night long with no help? When
When you lose a bet with your wife's boss and she has to show up topless for her
When you think the coast is clear to take a picture only to look over and see a "bird
When you see me like this, I'm ready to go. You should see the video that came with
When lockdown is over I'd love to arrange a bi group jerk session for my sexy old
When presented with a choice, be not afraid to question he who frames the choice.
When you should be studying but instead you are playing around with your pens...
When you remove their gags they'll play with each other, remove their blindfolds

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