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I Was Funny

So it turns out my 6th birthday was crazier than my 18th
Just came home to see that my housemate had changed my (previously all black) desktop
So I was looking for my birth certificate in my dad's legal papers folder when I
I was flipping through my Playboy and saw the redditor's wife. NSFW
I was watching The Walking Dead and realized how messed up our rating system is for
How I was greeted at Bali Zoo
Not a single fuck was given in Russia [MEGAPOST]
The reason why this construction was a bad idea. [NSFW]
My parents flight from Lisbon to LHR was 40 mins delayed today so I decided to find
So I was in the art gallery last night
I wish mine was that big...
Watched "Cabin in the Woods" last night. This was the actual subtitle [NSFW]
My girlfriend's aunt was complaining about an opossum attacking her chickens. A few
Tried to tell my wife that the candy cane cake mold she bought was going to result
My mother in law thought she was giving my 6 yo daughter a Disney princess poster.
Friend sent me this asking if I wanted ice cream. I said yes until I realized what
Went into a sex shop and was greeted by this guy
Which way was it?
UPS man dropped off package to my apt. I assumed it was mine and opened it immediately,
I thought he was doing the splits in a purple thong...
My friend's 15 year old sister thought wearing this inappropriate and very revealing
This was posted by a girl I know on twitter... When you see it...
And on this day, the "T or A" question was answered for him. This is how
I was shocked by this American Apparel dress, but the comments are golden!!
The cake I got for my best friend's bachelorette party was a big hit (NSFW)
Housemate left a little something stuck to the shower wall, this was my response.
Caught the exact moment a man's soul was sucked out of his body.
The wife and I are currently dogsitting. When the dog's owner emailed asking if he
So my 19-year-old college student son decided to adopt a shelter dog. I think I know
This was at the docs office .
Weird Al Yankovic just judged an aluminum foil fashion contest I was in. Weird Al
Not the night out i was expecting...
Thank god she was wearing armour...
I was looking at porn and I came across this
My sister was "the Cloud" last night...
Where was Pam?
My roommate texted me this while I was in my room... O.o
My brother in law cut down a tree. It was hollow inside except fir some.... appendages
Don't care what my boss thinks. I'd say today was very productive.
Student in my class did his project on the Fappening, teacher was not pleased.
This Shirt was Donated to a Catholic Charity
[OC] A guy I know is a nurse and recently left his job. This was the cake his coworkers
My wife gave me my birthday cake. I was not disappointed.
So this picture was on the frontpage of my local newspaper...
It was worth a try...
I had to prove that I'm not a robot. One of the images was literally shit in a toilet.
My sister was showing my little brothers pictures of her trip to Spain when one of
Today I was given the opportunity to recreate one of my favourite posts.
She found the droids she was looking for
She writes "his" and "hers" when she prepares tomorrow's sandwiches.
I was looking at reviews for a takeout place when this one popped up...
I was late for work this morning. My boss didn't believe my excuse, then I showed
My sister was always jealous that my mom made breakfast for me, so she made this
Tormund was the best part of GoT Season 6
this license plate was on an elderly couples car for many years, its supposed to
My friend went swimming with dolphins. This was the photo on screen for purchase
It Was Worth The Try
This boxing game lets you pick a male or female "opponent". My son didn't
The Far Side was an incredible comic.
Not the ending i was expecting