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(NSFW) I must admit when I heard that Madeleine Pulver was safe, the first thing
I wash cars for money. This was on one of the cars I was about to clean [NSFW?]
[NSFW] Found where my excess bandwidth usage was coming from. Was happy to fix that
Saw this in the advert space while Reddit was down. Thought I was in r/spacedicks.
I bring this chick home from the BAR drunk and she didn't tell me she was a gusher
How I felt when I was told Justin Bieber was here to stay (nsfw)(nsfl)
this was doing well where it was, but i thought it also belonged here. Xpost from
I was looking for a reaction face to post on Facebook when apparently Google thought
So I was searching 'dead bodies' on Google and this was the first image....
I was wondering why everyone was looking at me (NSFW)
We had a meeting recently discussing images for our bar/nightclub's promotional flyer...
Decided to google what all this "Hicks Bosom" stuff was about. Was pleasantly
Went to a wedding where there was a photobooth. The couple was given copies of all
Oh, I was under the impression that Reddit was sexy
So I was bored and decided I was gonna see what Cleverbot says to different things...wat.
So I was in class and didn't see the nsfw sign, just to find out a girl I liked was
That was not the answer I was looking for.
[Potentially NSFW] I was on Newegg a few months ago, and say this video thumbnail.
I was wondering how he was going to land (nsfw)
When they said Hurricane Sandy was coming this was the last thing i expected to see.
[NSFW] So I show my friend's little brother what Reddit was. I told him about the
Mom was worried about those experimental growth hormones I was taking, I sent her
Saw a stripper that looked like Flo. Wife was compelled to share what she thought
my friend was very happy with the stripper, who was at the bar we were in
My grandma was preparing dinner and my grandpa gave me a wink and a nod when she
People rearrange the rocks in my schools pond. This is what it was today while i
I was sad that the snow was melting so fast, until I saw this on my way to work.
FaceinHole.com was a lot less NSFW than I was expecting...
Friend told us last night her hippie Facebook profile picture was too cute to Photoshop,
It was all a lie, it was actually the M&M Guy
So I was transferring files to a friend's laptop, when I heard her gasp slightly...this
Doing research on the holocaust for history,this was one of the search results, was
My 5y old daughter was asked to draw an animal that was a mix of two species. Reddit,
So I was trying to find out if I was using the correct contraction in the phrase
This was in r/cringepics, thought it was better here [NSFW] a little.
It makes sense that before he was Dean Pelton, he was a sex offender in Reno [Slightly
I work in IT, needed to pull a jpg off the net to test default programs. I was remote
I made my dad a homemade card. He got a botch vasectomy before I was born. I was
I thought I was being clever - Well, my question was answered.
I was trying to take a picture of my nephew when he jumped out of the way. I was
A baby fly that landed on my phone today, was cute. My mom wanted see one after I
My 4 year old god daughter was trying to spell some "words".. This was
Googled "was not disappointed", was not disappointed
NSFW : Children's English task was to spell "Comfy" when it was said out
This was on a website I was on....
When I was a kid this was the highest quality porn me and my friends could afford
She was trying to tell me that our daughter was sick and that she needs a nap.
Stopped for lunch in Lima Peru, the food was good but the wallpaper was awesome
Went to youtube saw some moon explosion vid on front page this was in the recommended
Maybe NSFW - My wife was trying to convince me it was chicken, I'm uncertain
So my friend owns a bakery and it was one of the office girls birthday, this cake
Googled "Tarzan" and was not disappointed. Seriously. It gave me exactly
I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
I thought it was satisfying, but apparently I was wrong - NSFW
What could this lovely lady possibly have needed photoshopped? Was Pinning and noticed
I was trying to find out why an odor was following my cat. Mystery solved.
I was unwinding after a long night at work, and while I was watching spongebob I
[NSFW] Was looking to get reddit's opinion of country boots when I stumbled upon
I was glad to hear my wife say I was great in bed last night, but then confused when
I was draining the main vein, when I realised the toilet roll holder was a cyclops