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[F] Time saving idea: instead of laundry, just wear your clothes in the shower
This is what happens when your mom goes to pizzahut.net instead of .com NSFW
I want this on the couch, instead of more pillows.
Thanks to 4chan, i'm now into erotic storys instead of porn.
Thought this should be here instead of /r/erotic art
Still Never Dated. Instead of Being Blue, I Though I'd Go Yellow
Bought this instead of a Halloween costume (f)
[f]act: if i give you my number, i'd rather you call instead of text.
[SPOILERS] Instead of the Twilight zone, how about...
{f}irst time posting in GW instead of GWC... come lay in bed with me?
As requested gentleman... This is what it would look like, but obviously your dick
What we had instead of The Fappening, AD 2004
Trying to make art, instead of just a dick pic.
Having a super bowl party and instead of watching the game I'm in my room showing
Thank you to everyone who sent me a nice message instead of calling me pathetic (f)or
He went out with the lads last night instead of coming home with me.. Other entertainment
My only fashion rule is to always match my nails to my underwear instead of my outfit...
I don't [f]eel good, so I give you summertime work boobs instead of cold winter titties.
I think she meant to say man instead of mom...
Never use extra fencing instead of nylon cord on a weed wacker.
[M/?] It's basically a light switch but with sex instead of light
Dammit, who put the girl instead of the Turkey in the oven again
Chains instead of ropes
(F)eeling full. Went on a great blind date. He wanted me to cum enjoy his hot tub,
I took off my clothes instead of writing my paper.. was it worth it?
Imagine your secretary accidentally sending you this instead of to her bf...
(F)suckable? (autocorrect did this instead of fuckable and I thought it was funny)
Wish I could stay home all day and play with these instead of work
Mia: Moonlit Witch getting tricked (via mating press) instead of being treated this
[19F] I should be reading notes instead of slutting around... oops
Feeling pretty sexy for a Monday...maybe I should play with myself instead of working
Tattoo instead of clothes [pic]
When you level up INT instead of STR
Guess I’ll start posting here instead of just browsing ;) PMs welcome
Thought I should finally share instead of just looking, hope all you girls enjoy!
This should be your hand instead of mine
[M] Your Gallade noticed you were disappointed when he evolved into a gallade instead
Wearing oil instead of clothes is the new quarantitty normal ?
I finally got my boyfriend to pay attention to me instead of TikTok
I love playing with my ass instead of studying ?
NTR, but it's a trap instead of a an ugly bastard
What if Mt. Lady came to Izuku's aid instead of All Might [SuperBusty]
Someone's been whining that this isn't technically stripping because I don't take
Who's in new today instead of getting up?
F/37/5'3.5 [211lbs > 154lbs] 57lbs down, 15-20lbs left to go! Never thought
Pay love instead of paying !!
I am an adult girl, so before bed, instead of a fairy tale, I need something else
Where's all the pussy gripping dicks instead of dildos? (20f)
Tried making eggs with ghee instead of butter. Never again.
Doing my part #1 (regular reddit instead of dark mode)
I hope you don’t mind getting this red lipstick all over your cock instead of black
Sometimes I wonder if there was a mix-up and I got marble instead of melanin to pigment
Would you fuck me after or instead of my workout?
Can I sit on your face instead of this chair?
I wish I were sitting on you instead of the floor
Focused on my ass instead of red dead, just like you!
I should really be studying instead of posing like a slut for internet points...
I decided to start trying to wear cute pjs instead of baggy t shirts. Do you like
sex instead of workout?
Can I sit on your dick instead of this chair?