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my friend said it was big is it?? First post btw
When he said it out loud, I couldn't ignore it. So much hate, Gon!
“You do not write your life with words, the monster said. You write it with actions.
This is NSFW. I'm not kidding. It's two guys tag-teaming a donkey. Don't you dare
(F)eets n cheeks!! hahahaha...well it sounded funny the way I said it in my head...enjoy
I thought it was really hot to send my dick pic to a girl. We talked for quite a
My master said I'm not allowed to show o{f}f my new corset yet, but he didn't say
I don't know how to put it, but it needs to be said, NSFW is for nudity, NSFL is
Snapped a photo of my friend on a bus in Colorado. After I showed it to him, he handed
While getting ready for wrestling practice I remembered that someone said they wanted
r/WTF said this belongs here. I guess it IS pretty funny. I bought a toy horse for
She said it was like a bat. She loved feeling the weight of it slapping in her palm.
B(f) took a picture, thought it was nice and said i should share it
What kind of snake is this? NSFW - my dog walker killed it and said it was a copperhead
I said "Mom let him play! It's just a game it's harmless!" First opponent...
Boyfriend said I should get labiaplasty... To help me feel better, and because he
Obligatory and extremely late cake day post. I said if I ever did submit anything
Some have said it's nice, but personally I think it needs toning and is too big
(F)ella called my pussy beautiful and said he could recognize it anywhere...let's
Wife said i need to post a pic too. She wants to know what you think and what things
Accidentally sent a friend this pic. Was surprised when she said she liked it because
Accidentally sent a friend this pic. Was surprised when she said she liked it because
An ex said she thought my penis would look bigger if I shaved it. What do you think?
A lady friend said this was adorable? I think it's just damn creepy. Have at it.
(M) I never told on anybody about nothing except that shit that happen with NO NO.
(M)now that i think of it it was to many signs even one that said Naomi is watching
(M)yayyyyyyy I feel better now always said it's not the biggest #or the smallest
(M) I believe I snook off yesterday to take that top softy and I don't give a fuck
(M).well im.bout to hope off for a few my GUY wanna run a 2k game online and like
(M) like I said if I can't just ask politely shid it don't bother me I gotta roll
(M) like I said it's about playing fair not dirty but when you fuck with home you'll
(M) Now like I said you either gone play fair or pay bail????????which one??????it
You said pull it down, but I took it of[f]
my mom always said, it isn't a present if it doesn't have a bow ;)
Rate my BF cock he said it too small but i love it
I was so desperate to get my new toys that I - 1. Lost my mail key that was right
She said it hurts but she loves it
I said it once and I’ll say it again, spooky season makes me SHINE! ✨
He said "I did not know that fishnets we're going to be a thing, but it is and
Is it weird I really enjoyed it when a bud said he wouldnt share the pics I sent
Does anyone know what source this is from? Friend said it was from a twitter artist?
(m) It was just funny she said I lived off females. I was like what. If anybody know
They said shaving would make it look bigger...spoiler: it didn’t
The woman at the saddlery all but said "you're using this for sex, aren't you?"
I often tell my girlfriend that she is an ugly whore. She hates it and says that
"Pull ring for service" they'd said when they tied her to the ring. But
He Said I Was A Sissy Because I Couldn't Take All Of It... I Tried But It Made Me
New toy said it was waterproof.. obviously had to try it out hehe! Wish I had a sexy
My GF found my buttplug and said it was gay as fuck. She doesn't know the half of
Update: I made my son cum on my ice cream and while I ate it I said "thank you
My wife hates it when I'm not wearing underwear, said it reminds her of what a mistake
I know a lot of you said you would tap it from the front but would you also tap it
My girlfriend said she wasn’t feeling the same kind of spark in our relationship
Because Daddy said so. I love my new toy, but am still getting use to it. I can’t
25 [M4R] High&Horny , the pic said it all (captio and other related things
25 [M4R] High&Horny , the pic said it all (caption and other related things
I said Gon' bend it over make it nasty snap>dropnirds
Could you take it? My ex gf said it was too small
I was on the train until i saw a bottle that said "Love" on it. i thought
7 y.o. has this mole (been swimming so pardon the soggy toes) - it's been here for