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MRW my fundie NSA-loving aunt sends me a Bible on Facebook and i'm no longer feeling
MRW I'm clicking through the NSFW tagged posts too quickly, not paying attention
MRW a hot girl puts her hand on my shoulder
MRW a girl tells me I look a lot like Kurt Cobain.
MRW I hear my Jam! Her moves match almost any beat (slightly nsfw)
MRW I'm a cat and my husband wants a blowjob (NSFW)
MRW I accidentally click a NSFW post in the library
MRW I get caught staring at cleavage...(Nice!)
MRW when /u/Saskatchebrave turns out to be a Uraguayan spy
MRW I had a little accident, and try to hit on the attractive young EMT.
MRW I wanna hit on a guy in /r/beards but I don't know if he's gay or not. :(
MRW I'm OP
MRW my friend asks what "NSFW" mean
MRW when a flasher pulls down his pants to wish me a "Happy Valentine's Day!"
MRW I'm wiping down the front desk and a customer comes up saying "you look
MRW When I found out Nova Scotia is expecting 50cm of snow tomorrow
MRW the vending machine won’t take the dollar
mrw people on neopets tell me the item im auctioning isnt worth what im asking for
MRW After I had breakfast in McDonald's due to being in a hurry [Slightly NSFW]
MRW my boyfriend says he made sheet cookies
MRW I draw something and cash in on the karma.
MRW I finally no longer hit myself with my dick while masturbating after a penis
MRW I sober up and realize I left the oven on at home
MRW the new girl I'm seeing has highly intelligent conversations with me and talks
MRW I go to change my cotton and I break a coil
MRW the courts rule that the NSA's surveillance is not legal.
MRW the character I hate in a book finally gets killed (NSFW-ish; o-face)
MRW when I throw caution to the wind and click a NSFW link on /r/WTF
MRW my girlfriend "just wants to make out a little"
MRW there's a NSFW link with a very inviting title but I'm on the bus
MRW the only place I can submit my GT Round 2 gif is /r/nsfw_gifs (no, this one isn't
MRW a classmate said that concern about representation in media is problematic, and
MRW Snyder is replaced by Nolan, and Chris Pratt is made SuperbMan.
MRW I accidentally visit GW with the NSFW filter on
MRW Cruz picks a VP.
MRW I went to /r/gaybros/new for some unknown reason
MRW I ask my drunk wife if she wants to have sex
MRW Hillary accuses Pepe of being sexist
MRW I hit 100,000 link karma
MRW there's another post about the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
MRW she asks about my "Hair gel"
MRW I finally get home from work the day after Halloween and get a chance to check
MRW I get knocked out of round one by a shitty meme.
MRW I find out /r/HighQualityTittyGifs is now a thing
MRW I see posts in /r/randomactsofblowjob and /r/randomactsofmuffdive, in the same
MRW ~ attacking an NPC triggered the fucking Guards.
Mrw I browse gonewild
MRW my homies ask if I just shot that cop
MRW Donald Trump Releases Bin Laden's porn stash...
MRW I hear Richard Branson's private island was devastated by Irma
MRW my wife swallows the red pill
MRW PSG orders extend to the left, MARCH
MRW /u/badjib makes 3 post bitching about being called a nerd